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[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 days ago

The Flat Earth "Theory" is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard because of the simple fact that if it turned out to be true, if NASA came out and said "Eyup, we were bullshitting everyone the whole time."

Not a damn thing about my life would change.

There's no "The Secret" level nonsense where because this one thing is true I am suddenly empowered to free myself from the chains of society or reality. There's no "Ah, but your honor I'm a Sovereign Citizen, that means actually the murder I comitteded isn't illegal and you owe me a check for 69 Billion Dollars as punishment for wasting my time"

There's not a damn thing to be gained from it.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 days ago (3 children)

For a certain group of people, science and life have gotten too complicated, and they want to feel special with special knowledge (often coupled with a distorted god belief), so they fall in the conspiracy theory rabbit hole.

And flat earth is actually one of the more dangerous conspiracy theories too, according to this chart, as it is usually not the only conspiracy these people believe in.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

As with many things, the underlying problem creating conspiracy theorists is the mediocre high school dropouts need to feel superior to others in a world that values you for your skills and education. American Psychological Association: "The researchers found that overall, people were motivated to believe in conspiracy theories by a need to understand and feel safe in their environment and a need to feel like the community they identify with is superior to others."

If you can't develop a sense of pride by working hard to create actual merit, why not just fake it by grouping together with a bunch of other flunkies to be like "actually, we're all better than you, because you're all just sheep who believe what the government tells you!"

Bonus points if you combine this line of thinking with some other forms of discrimination, but even traditionally marginalized groups can fall prey to this trap. I'm not sure how to solve it, perhaps a stronger social safety net would prevent people from losing their grip on reality just to feel safe from perceived threats. Then again to quite a few people "black people" and "women" and "people from other countries" and "trans people" are threats so perhaps nothing we do can make them feel safe enough to stop being annoying online

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I love how UFOs are more grounded in reality than flat Earth. Lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

That’s because they come from inside the Hollow Earth. Which you’d know already if you’d done your own research.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

That’s because they exist. Probably not aliens and such, but any object seen flying that’s not identified is a UFO.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

dangerous

It killed that guy with the home built rocket

It's in the top category on that site, which is also all antisemitic — I haven't noticed a religious side to flat earth believers (aside from their belief in their idea of the shape of the planet)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

I’ve heard quite a few flat earthers who claim that “they” are hiding god by hiding the true shape of the earth (according to the flat earthers obviously)

According to them the Bible tells them the world is flat and there’s a dome separating the waters above from the waters below.

[–] rekabis 19 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Technically the Earth is not spherical… it’s an oblate spheroid.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Spheroids are definitively spherical, otherwise they wouldn't call them that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Not true. For instance, a humanoid is specifically something that is not human, but human-like. An oval is not a circle, but maybe it’s a “circloid”.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Close enough

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

My favorite type of sphere.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Technically it's a shape defined by the EGM96 coefficients.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Sometimes I wonder why this flat earth stuff refuses to go away and I don't even think it lingers because the flat earthers keep bringing it up. I think really it's just rage bait trying to get you mad about a group of people who, virtually, admit they have no critical thinking skills.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

I remember reading this article on how this group of flat earthers had pooled together to buy this incredibly expensive device, that had been laser calibrated. I think I recall being some sort of gyroscope that, if the planet was truly a sphere, would record on its inclination the degrees it would shift in order to maintain perfectly balance . The group had also did the math and they had reached a value that would be expected to be measured if the Earth was truly a sphere but it was immediatly rendered impossible because the device would never record such deviation as the Earth was flat.

Can you guess where this is going?

The device measured the exact figure the group had calculated. With no margin of error. And repeating the experiment only returned the exact same result. They had, by their own standard, reached proof the Earth was not flat.

Their conclusion?

The device had been sabotaged.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Sometimes I wonder why this flat earth stuff refuses to go away

Because for these people it is more about inflating their own ego. They know what they believe is wrong, but they like to think they are better by going against the grain. It is about having the notion of "I know something that you don't" which they imply to others by pushing the flat earth nonsense.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Alright so hear me out you guys, what if the whole thing was just a long-running prank? Nobody actually believes the earth is flat, but the Flat Earth Society is like the mafia - once you're in, you're in for life. And they have a Fight Club sign right at the entrance to the clubhouse so everybody knows they have to play it cool when outsiders are around.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I think it's genuinely just people trying to make money at the top. They don't believe a word they say, but they keep making money from idiots so they keep doing it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Yours is more likely, mine is more fun

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

There is literally so much evidence that anyone can perceive with their own eyes if they want to. You can easily observe the curvature of the earth anywhere with objects visible across an open plain or water.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Interestingly, most of people just believe in spherical Earth without ever checking anything, because society says so.

This is not an argument in favor of flat earth, but an argument that people around you can make you firmly believe absolutely anything without you ever bothering to check it by yourself.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

We stand on the shoulders of giants. I don't know how many of us repeated the experiments in our chemistry textbooks to prove that what was claimed was correct. A few piddling things here and there, but when did I get to build a nuclear bomb?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Sure enough, it's basically impossible to recreate human knowledge by checking everything yourself to see if it's true; but something so basic really is easy to verify.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Yeah I like to question everything, which is the reason I know this. I investigated and saw the evidence myself.

It’s a little disappointing to me that most people aren’t this way.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

I remember figuring out on my own that the Earth is spherical when I was 6 years old and I witnessed big ships disappearing from the bottom up over the horizon.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

TFE was a breaking point for the cult of the insane, it did some good, but they're all clearly insane.

I hold fast with my position in extremist satire that anyone who thinks this way should simply be terminated for the good of our species, call it eugenics if you want, i call it culling the catastrophe. (again, this is satire)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

What do Eratosthenes' proclivities have to do with astronomy

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