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[โ€“] [email protected] 45 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Well but if you solve 50% of your problems, and then another 50% of the rest, you'll still have some problems left ๐Ÿ™ˆ

[โ€“] [email protected] 29 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 24 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Just buy another book then, you'll have only 12.5% of your problems left.

Hmmm, this is going to take forever...

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Better buy all the books and then not start reading even the first one ever.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

No, I will absolutely read the first 2 or 3 pages before I quit.

OK, maybe just the first page.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

Pretty soon most of your problems will be related to buying and storing books.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

Nah you'll quickly be close enough to functionally have 0 problems.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Of the original 100%, yes.

[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I saw a book titled "How to solve 50% of your problems", so I bought โˆž

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Well now you moved the problem forward. The new bottleneck is reading all โˆž books

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Zeno is gonna be really upset that you are reading from their diary.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

have to read it in parallel, not in series

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Race condition: You have solved the same 50% problems twice.

[โ€“] [email protected] 40 points 6 days ago (2 children)

buy two books

only solves 75% of my problems

mfw

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Buy โŒˆlogโ‚‚ pโŒ‰ books, where p is the number of problems you have.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I think you might have to buy one more book as well? If I had four problems, I'd still be left with one.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

My bad, you're right, you need โŒˆlogโ‚‚ pโŒ‰ + 1 books.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

"only" "75%"

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

we are about 30 seconds way from amazon selling books by chapter.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Chapter 1 How to be rich: Sell this book

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Untold part of the book "Don't be black or a woman or with a disability or...

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

[off topic]

I once found a book that actually improved my life. It's "Discover What You're Best At" by Linda Gail.

I always thought I just hated work, and then I found out that if I have a job I don't hate I can enjoy life.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Nice. I'll buy two of that... just to be sure.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

I've brought about half a dozen over the years. I give them away to people who are struggling. It actually helps.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Perhaps they should dance on the head of a pin while they read it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

But my biggest problem is that I ran out of shelf space!