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[–] [email protected] 93 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Its an older meme, but it checks out

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I really hope copypastas stay around forever

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

As long it's al dente

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Agreed. Bonus one:

apology for poor english when were you when john lenin dies? i was sat at home eating smegma butter when pjotr ring ‘john is kill’ ‘no’

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Just don't pick up the phone... It is probably broken anyway after being soaked like that

[–] [email protected] 61 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

This is my lamp. I not only chose those bulbs, but rewired the whole thing so that would fit.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

Username checks out

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

"Nipple clamps? Dammit, I thought you said nipple LAMPS"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Por que no los dos?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Ceiling tits? In this economy?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

If you want ceiling tits, you better pull yourself up by your ceiling bootstraps.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Your light can be on the ceiling or a tit. Not both...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

itt: staying abreast of the latest trends..

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

This might legit be one of the first images I ever saw on Reddit.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Elon boobs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sorry. Can't pay attention to this thread. Too busy typing 5318008 into my calculator.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

What the 1134, squid?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Now I want a jam donut.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Everybody gangsta until the ceiling tassels start spinning.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Those are not female presenting nipples. Those are moobs if ever I've seen em.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Not your typical boob lights

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I've been there. 58008 Cleavage Ct. in Twin Peaks.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Tbh it looks more moobs than boobs

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Shh. There's some titties.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Why does the lamp on the right not cast a pattern on the wall but the apparently identical lamp on the left does?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

i remember mama

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago