If The Onion had posted this news two years ago I'd have thought it was too far-fetched to be funny. Now, though...
this post was submitted on 23 Feb 2025
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Yeah. I ate the onion for a solid 30 seconds.
Yep, before I saw it was The Onion I thought this was real.
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