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Russian President Vladimir Putin welcomed Trump's upright gesture and sent him a gift of a set of colored pencils produced at the famous "Pobeda" stationery factory in Pasholnahuisk.
"Pashol Nahui" means to "go on a dick". A small detail you might have missed.
Russian equivalent of "go fuck yourself"
I know this is false because it would probably also require them to use SI units. We know that's never going to happen.
US federal law to make the switch to Metric was decades ago...
It's just they never I cluded language for when states have to change.
That's why the federal interstate markers say KMs along with MIs.
Not sure what the loophole is for still putting only miles on exit signs, but technically the US has been metric for a very long time.
Oddly enough, it was a Republican (Ford specifically) who it happened under.
We were progressing pretty well and then we elected Reagan.
At the time the party split because a majority of the party thought Jimmy Carter was moving too far right and they were worried where it would lead...
And by some weird trick of history, Carter is know widely remembered as the last great progressive Dem...
The Overton window moving right has been a huge problem for a very very long time.
federal interstate markers say KMs
where? i've never seen this
Some near Canada do
Only on a short stretch from Nogales to Tucson.
Most signs were dual marked back in late 70s, tv weather reported in both etc. Now all we get is pop and drugs.
Файнали, уи дон'т хев ту уори абаут спелинг энимор, иц ол ритан хау иц рэд.
~~Перехожу на кириллицу, чтобы владеть либертардами. Буквам плевать на твои чувства, снежинка~~
Сwитчинг то Цыриллиц то оwн тхе либтардс. Леттерс доньт царе абоут ыоур феелингс, сноwфлаке
Ам сояяу тчат уоц тчоцбчт ше шеяе цсфиб тче агрчаьет сояяестгу. Ше аяеит тнат смаят
My favorite detail about this post is the cyrillic writing used for Trump, Трамп, spells out Tramp in the thumbnail. (Learning Ukrainian, not fluent but feel comfortable with cyrillic alphabet)
That's actually how it's generally spelled in order to be a phonetically close transliteration of the name. The <а> in Трамп is pronounced /a/, which is closest to the /ʌ/ in Trump.
The article image is great, too bad it's so cropped
Хахаха, владеть либертардами. Очень смешной видеть фразу переведена на другой язык)
Может государство США Трампа разработать 1-ю подходящую кириллическую ортографию для английский язык, где все другие не удались? Заплачу им 10 руб
I thought this was legit at first, lol!
Goes to show how ridiculous shit has gotten
Натинг эбаут зе ЮСА сюрпрайзес ми энимор.
Am râs.
Не шокирован.