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"The latest series will premiere in September as Bernd, Chili and Briegel launch the social media channel “Better with Bernd” in their efforts to make him into a bread influencer."
Everybody is celebrating Bernd while no one mentiones the return of Chilli and Brigel after YEARS of absence!
In the words of Bernd: Mist.
Mist!
Gnampf.
Pizza nur mit extra-Gnampf!
Zieh' dir 'ne Hose an, wenn du raus gehst. Damit liegt man nie verkehrt.
And jetzt alle zusammen: Tanzt das Brot!
Ich sage: NEIN!
Wir sitzen doch alle im selben Boot
Historians are missing out on these crazy things IMO, in sweden we had a sock named no-one, kids forced to eat a pancake which harboured a whole world and the angry evil potato just to name a few.
We did? None of these ring a bell for me.
Did you grew up in sweden? If so, when? What I'm talking about is seventies/eighties.
Aye, I did. I was born in the 90s though so that might be why. I remember Anki & Pytte quite well. I really enjoyed that as a kid.
That explains it then, om du inte kommer ihåg storpotaten, Anders Vesterberg eller Vilse i pankakan så är du ung :-) ! Jag är gammal :-/ Åkte från sverige på nittiotalet så jag missade tyvärr Anki & Pytte!
Haha, ung vetefan, över 30. Har hört begreppet vilse i pannkakan förut, men inte sett det. Minns Rädda Joppe, gav mig mardrömmar. Hahaha.
I ♥️ Bernd
"Berndi Broter und der Kasten der Katastrophen" 😘👌
Der dessen Namen nicht ausgesprochen werden kann
And everything he ever wanted was to go home to look at his structured white wallpaper.
Verdammt - es gab mal einen kinder Show daß war um einen Frauline (live) und ein angeregte Pixie mit hohen Stimme. Es lauftet etwar in den 1980/90 zeitraum? Ich sahe es nur eins oder zweimal, und kann es jetzt nicht finden.
Ja, ja; Detsche ist mir Fremdesprache, und ich habe es ins mehr als 30 jahre nicht gesprochen (und schreiben-lernen habe ich nie). Ich weiß, das es schrechlich ist. Ich brauche keine Witziges Kommentar.
This wasn't even that bad. I was able to completely understand everything you said.
Zangendeutsch ist weniger verständlich
Danke :-)
Are you maybe thinking of Pumuckl und Meister Eder?
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLn3SkoRTnqDtqmXt2ea5Uvr3Qv6QE9i_G
Thank you! Yes, Pumuckl! I don't know why I remembered Meister Eder as a little girl.
And he's a kobold; that's why my search failed.
Passt zwar nicht perfekt aber meinst du Pumuckl?
Eben so! Danke!
Knakkers!!
Meine Arme, ihr wisst schon!
This was the fun read I needed this morning after my poop but before my shower 🚿
Thanks for sharing