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[–] [email protected] 43 points 6 days ago (2 children)

You think we have this many Tim Hortons because we like the coffee?? HAH.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 days ago

nah it's for the timbits

but also the silos.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

Donut holes? Nope, warhead decoys.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 days ago

I've seen some suspiciously big "maple trees" up there. I can believe this.

[–] ininewcrow 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Excuse me, but ummmm, sorry ... but Canadian ICBM eh?

Incredible
Care
Beyond
Measure

[–] ImplyingImplications 6 points 6 days ago

And don't you forget it, pal.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

Balloon boy??

[–] cecilkorik 7 points 6 days ago

Even if we don't have any, it doesn't matter. We could build them so quickly that we are considered a "paranuclear" state, with an estimated nuclear latency of about 3 days. We have all the technology and infrastructure we need already and we know exactly what we would need to do.

This is why anyone who considers invading us needs to consider Canada as a nuclear state, even Russia's "3 day special military operation" took a lot longer than 3 days -- and by that time we'd be expected to have nuclear weapons ready to retaliate with. They thought terrorists with nuclear weapons were scary, imagine what Canadian resistance insurgents would do with them. Last time we were in a war we burned the white house down. This time we'll have nukes. The Canadian occupation is going to last a very long time and be a very dangerous project for an invader.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The vast majority of America is learning what we history nerds figured out a while ago. There are two versions of the Canadian “sorry”:

  • genuine, polite, and accommodating
  • cheeky, with a wink and a nod, whilst spattered with blood, after just doing something that’s going to be specifically added to the Geneva convention, because they found a loophole while fighting fascists and mainlining maple syrup
[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

because they found a loophole while fighting fascists

This is the best case scenario too, don't look at the darker moments

Canucks scary

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

For real, they do not fuck around when they get riled. And we rilin’ them up. This cannot end well for us unitedstatesians.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

we had

Wait, where did they go?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

en route ~1500km south by air