Having a heart attack at an AC/DC concert.
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Same here
A very large child does something in such a way that I would die.
Walking through the park with a bauggette
Impressively.
oh noo im gonna die because i use arch
Some catty wampas, likely.
Mine is pretty obvious.
I dont't know lulz
It wouldn't.
I am just going outside and may be some time...
I just hope I'm on the receiving end.
An undercover Corgi mission.
In front of my PC without anyone noticing until days later
quickly
Mind control cereal
Flayed alive, I guess. Could be worse.
Cat.
A daring suicide rescue mission where I manually hold the button on some space nuke to save the day.
Death by snusnu
Obesity, and bounciness.
Like mathematician August Ferdinand Möbius, at 77, in Leipzig?
Oh, no, Timmy fell down the well again!
No idea
....that last step will be a doozy.
Well I'm named for a fictional character I wrote about. so presumably she comes to life and for some reason tries to kill me
Mauled, eaten or crushed to death
... or cuteness overload
Just broke.
I get bit by a werewolf and sentenced for execution due to being a danger to society. For some reason they choose death by drowning and it turns out I cannot drown because I am a vampire. I then actually do not die because I am an undead.
Some kind of ancient forest spirit emerges from the woods, consumes my soul and leaves my body in a coma before fading back into the trees without a trace.
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Struck by railgun fire.
In the dark.
Death by human error... sounds about right.
In the middle of the night with nary a sound to be heard.
Can't say that I know, but I shall be avenged.
Very quickly but likely quite painful