Someone will give me really deadly advice over a radio and I will just be like "ok, that sounds legit".
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I probably sleep with king Midas or meet Apollo and he grants me the same wish
Well...
I have an anarchist child and they kill me in a rebellion.
I'd be so proud.
High speed dirt man, high speed dirt.
beaten to death with a hoe
Some kind of internet last stand.
Most would assume chaos, but in reality it would be my guild saying my name wrong enough times that I finally gave up and changed the "I" to an "L".
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I run away from it, but it finally catches up.
Weird ... Is what I'd say
Excrubulently.
Oxidation.
I guess I'll burn to death and then be revived somehow
Too much LSD
O...oh...
Beans
Not sure, but someone’s probably going to find me on the 8th hole wrapped in plastic.
mildly, nothing extreme
Knowing my luck, probably cancer.
I guess at 2:13 in the morning/night.
Jurassic park comes true - so worth it, at least for the others.
anonymously
Something Volcano related, possibly involving a ring and a couple of short men. One of whom is a goddamn hero.
Ummmm I get smothered maybe? Idk or they rise up in numbers and kill me some other way.
Dangling a jeep over a cliff while escaping a Mormon bishop.
I get murder suicided
A sloth, so I'm sure it will be a slow death.
Snakebite
Killed by giant snake.
Demise details unclear, but I'm excited to find out! May require a safe word lol
That's a good question...
Very delicious and spicy as intended.
by having a magic spell cast on me I guess
I came close with the undertow a few times. I wouldn’t be mad. There’s worse ways to go.
Or maybe a surfing ninja will take me out. Which is a cool as hell way to die.
An arc of electricity in a pitch black room.
Napping with a kat?
Doxxed by H3?
Someone wants me dead
All the pressure built up from the escalating screams echoing inside my skull will make my head explode in a spectacular and messy fashion.
I am commanded…. by the clits 😟