Ask Lemmy

I think I get run over by self driving Tesla.

After the last and final of many disappearances, rumours grow of a man named Anonymous. No one met him in person, but everyone knew who he was. Over time the stories are embellished and exaggerated, eventually becoming a shorthand for the very concept of anonymity

In world war IV, I'd say.

It's happening one way or another. But not both.

Suicide.

Saving the world a lot.

Not sure how but I will be underground, nostalgic and depressed when I do.

Either burned to death or covered in cum. I'm not sure which i prefer

I die from too much excitement while playing Bonestorm?

Something not safe for work, and probably not safe at all.

Shmurdered Murdered....

I have a heart attack after getting pissed off, at some sort of station.

Get way to high and get wrapped up in an international conspiracy

I guess I'll explode

His name is Candy and he has a good shot.

you ever see those pictures of birds with their guts exposed and it being full of plastic?

thats this benzing ring (plastic)

I guess I spontaneously turn into manure?

I would not be the only one

"D'un coup d'épée,
Frappé par un héros, tomber la pointe au coeur !"...
-- Oui, je disais cela !... Le destin est railleur !...
Et voilà que je suis tué dans une embûche,
Par-derrière, par un laquais, d'un coup de bûche !
C'est très bien. J'aurai tout manqué, même ma mort.

Damn. I thought my name meant I would shepherd in the apocalypse

After years of a cornucopia of drugs, I’ll shoot myself.

The opposite of "in hiding". State religious authorities catching wind of my apostasy, and bringing me before a "religious rehab" judge. Judge delivers his sentence on me, in accordance with his religious rules. My community loses another apostate, and other like-minded individuals secretly turtle-up even further.

But hey, perks of being an apostate is having fun and leading a content life in the digital universe. So, I'm happy living in new homes that serve as permanent alternative spaces to Meta and others.

Sailing. I guess an accident

Jubilation T. Cornpone is the name of a Confederate general from an old comic strip called Lil' Abner. In the story line, he's kind of like a local "hero" who was famous for his incompetence.

So, my death will most likely be from some outlandish yet predictable, self-inflicted blunder. Like Wyle E. Coyote sawing through the edge of the cliff he happens to be standing on.

Cold weather exposure probably.

Not at all I guess?

Genetic engineering gone wrong

Err.. I don't even know how to understand that. Eaten by kraken?

Chronic disease took its final toll

In a last stand against racist aliens who want to destroy mankind

I die of either choking on a boiled potato meal or eat to death, both sound plausible...

Too much acid. I ascend out of my body and never come back.

Hmm chuck of some sort. either I'm turned into chuck or a drill chuck flies out of nowhere and gets me smack in the head

well ...

I'm so incredibly okay with this, no matter how the universe opts to interpret it

My descendent will be turned into a terminator by the out of control AI death robots sent to kill the generations long Canadian insurgency in order to come back in time and take me and my family out.

I guess I would feel colder and colder and colder and colder.....

Being the boss

probably something cult related I guess