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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 113 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

The Bluey Federal Education program was canceled as it was found to be "woke" and full of controversial subject matters such as equality and kindness.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago

"Sharing"

Conservatives: What fucking DEI BS is that‽

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Full of ‘straliun dogs eet ees.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 11 points 1 day ago

Nah cunt, you keep your fucking hands off our bluey! That's our department of education.

[–] red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 55 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The satire here is that there won't be any replacement.

[–] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 8 points 1 day ago

Right? This would be a step up from what they're actually going to do.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Bluey would be much better than what it'd really be:

YouTube Kids on autoplay.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Even worse: PraegerU Kids on autoplay.

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Would it be worse? Im pretty sure youtube kids already has prageru kids

Youtube kids is just a collection of the worst content on youtube

[–] weirdboy@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

8 minute Bluey episode
[12 hour advertisement for adult diapers]
8 minute Bluey episode
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[–] negativenull@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Have the people at The Hard Times even seen an episode of Bluey?

The Heelers are far too woke for MAGA.

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 day ago

Not videos of Trump and Musk dancing?

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago

They would have included Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood but that would require continuing to fund PBS.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

This is honestly a great way to do a fresh restart.