The Bluey Federal Education program was canceled as it was found to be "woke" and full of controversial subject matters such as equality and kindness.
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Conservatives: What fucking DEI BS is that‽
Full of ‘straliun dogs eet ees.
Nah cunt, you keep your fucking hands off our bluey! That's our department of education.
The satire here is that there won't be any replacement.
Right? This would be a step up from what they're actually going to do.
Bluey would be much better than what it'd really be:
YouTube Kids on autoplay.
Even worse: PraegerU Kids on autoplay.
Would it be worse? Im pretty sure youtube kids already has prageru kids
Youtube kids is just a collection of the worst content on youtube
8 minute Bluey episode
[12 hour advertisement for adult diapers]
8 minute Bluey episode
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More likely VeggieTales
https://www.reddit.com/r/exchristian/comments/xzz0wc/sothe_creator_of_veggie_tales_is_going_off_on/
Of course he did get mad about gay marriage but VeggieTales is woke now 😔
Have the people at The Hard Times even seen an episode of Bluey?
The Heelers are far too woke for MAGA.
Not videos of Trump and Musk dancing?
They would have included Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood but that would require continuing to fund PBS.
This is honestly a great way to do a fresh restart.