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[–] [email protected] 115 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

The Bluey Federal Education program was canceled as it was found to be "woke" and full of controversial subject matters such as equality and kindness.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago

"Sharing"

Conservatives: What fucking DEI BS is that‽

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

Full of ‘straliun dogs eet ees.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The satire here is that there won't be any replacement.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Right? This would be a step up from what they're actually going to do.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Bluey would be much better than what it'd really be:

YouTube Kids on autoplay.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Even worse: PraegerU Kids on autoplay.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Would it be worse? Im pretty sure youtube kids already has prageru kids

Youtube kids is just a collection of the worst content on youtube

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

8 minute Bluey episode
[12 hour advertisement for adult diapers]
8 minute Bluey episode
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Nah cunt, you keep your fucking hands off our bluey! That's our department of education.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Have the people at The Hard Times even seen an episode of Bluey?

The Heelers are far too woke for MAGA.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Not videos of Trump and Musk dancing?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

They would have included Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood but that would require continuing to fund PBS.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

This is honestly a great way to do a fresh restart.