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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Out of frame, above the other text: "Job requirements: experience with OCR-tools."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

How was OCR in 2013? This mightve basically been the test for the job

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

It was bad.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

If I remember this site correctly from back then, it was one of those run by idiots that made you upload a PDF of your résumé, and then enter all of the same info in web forms. This tracks.

[–] [email protected] 156 points 2 days ago (3 children)

You open it up and it's a PDF.

The pdf contains a address you have to go to.

At the address is a single desk, with a woman who tells you that you can only apply online.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago

And she’s eating from a Costco sized tub of plain Greek yogurt

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Sounds like how digitalisation works in Germany. Put the form online as PDF, then either require the other side to print and send in or recive via email then print it yourself and file it into a cabinet...

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

What would be funnier is if instead of an address, it was a hyperlink embedded text that says : Click Here.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You know what? I forgive url shorteners, sometimes they truly are necessary

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Why has nobody invented a URL longener?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Apparently somebody has: https://www.kamogo.com/17?geranium=vast&examiner=pleasant&range=wrathful&district=acceptable&crab=giant&producer=luxuriant&skirt=juicy&tuba=holistic&carnation=dispensable&suppression=sedate&kenneth=old-fashioned&rope=direful&trunk=strong&step-daughter=incompetent&park=horrible&dad=blue&mandarin=muddled&lier=calm&newsstand=dynamic&tiger=curved&veldt=overt&operation=evil&belly=puny&anklet=detailed&turkey=teeny-tiny&stadium=imperfect&output=murky&sailboat=uneven&wingtip=disagreeable&run=stormy&eggnog=guiltless&decade=invincible&scene=healthy&preparation=poor&maybe=jagged&committee=abusive&german=offbeat&barber=pleasant&chowder=frail&turkish=shallow&capricorn=accurate&sweater=berserk&retina=zealous&marriage=naive&fatigues=tense&susan=sassy&maniac=screeching&insolence=zippy&ride=level&chaise=questionable&example=light&swell=petite&booster=vengeful&antechamber=funny&impulse=faulty&balinese=succinct&pannier=historical&diction=likeable&shade=troubled&taxicab=victorious&inn=miniature&innervation=goofy&law=needless&till=credible&imagination=erect&zampone=selfish&blue=thirsty&mandolin=telling&vacation=spectacular&gland=ancient&abyssinian=rightful&bedroom=low&shred=bright&omelet=inexpensive&complement=plain&diploma=silent&grouper=melted&hybridisation=kindhearted&fur=cheerful&grain=kindhearted&theory=highfalutin&kayak=spiritual&delete=harsh&machine=parched&eyelids=heavenly&patrol=crabby&virginal=excited&mailbox=clumsy&bowling=ugly&shorts=wee&delivery=halting&adult=mammoth&inventory=funny&hit=protective&imprisonment=dazzling&buzzard=squalid&smile=earsplitting&cesspool=demonic&luggage=bad&kleenex=rustic&copywriter=wealthy&tam=woozy&headrest=fragile&kind=hulking&robe=versed&adapter=capricious&ejector=racial&riser=aspiring&vessel=crooked&appliance=therapeutic&chivalry=grandiose&stinger=materialistic&dirt=obsolete&lobster=substantial&right=legal&methane=deranged&beret=therapeutic&crop=odd&disengagement=tangible&equipment=smelly&sun=thoughtful&sunbonnet=needy&playground=quarrelsome

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You can always add unnecessary query parameters. Just throw on a ?fart=butts&pen=is&herp=derp etc.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

If I wanted to add unnecessary characters, I'd just use dots.

Like this: (Lemmy unfortunately breaks the URL) google.com...............................................

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

(Psst, rumor has it you can tack on to a URL pretty much any alphanumeric text you like after typing a ? or # symbol)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Yeah, but query/hash params aren't necessary. I don't want the URL to be shortenable!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

URL Shorteners can go down.

QR Codes would literally contain the entire link without relying on a third-party service.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

But since they included session information on that URL, the link would still be invalid for everyone

[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

Obviously this is a silly example, but I really do remember when they would write out full urls with paths like 3 directories deep in magazines and newspapers expecting you to manually enter those urls and visit whatever site. I hated that shit in the early days of the internet in grade school. "http://www.theentireforty-ninecharacterlongnameofthecompany.com/marketingadvertisements/newspapertimes/landingpage79fad5c21e.html" (don't click that link... i just made it up. It doesn't go anywhere.) I could barely type but now I have to get every character correct or I might accidentally end up on a black market website or porn somehow (where my fellow Whitehouse dot com victims at?). QR codes and smartphones really are godsend for print media internet ads.

P.S. I told you it didn't go anywhere. You feel better now?

P.P.S. Apparently Whitehouse dot com still functions but is no longer porn. It's some election betting thing now? Idk.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My first memory of being told to go to a web address was in 4th grade. My teacher wrote a fairly long URL on the board as something those of us who had internet at home could go look at about the lesson she was talking about. So we were expected to write this URL down on paper, and then later type it into a computer. This very slightly predates AOL keywords.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I hope none of had dyslexia or similar...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago

Oh don't worry it was 1994 none of us had internet at home anyway. The school didn't even have an internet connection in those days.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It took awhile before engineers also became UX people and were like “ok, but let’s start the project from an end user’s point of view.”

Unfortunately soon after that, marketers took over as the bosses of the UX people and were like “ok, let’s start this from a ‘how do we get more people clicking the buy now button’ point of view.”

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I wish someone would type that out into the comments, so I could click the dead link and feel a small sense of satisfaction; simply by knowing it was dead before I even clicked it, confirming my suspicion

But it's the internet... so 50/50 whether some hero does it for no reason, or someone throws some kinda rick-roll response. Either way, I ain't typing it out and I can live with the disappointment... sorry y'all, I'll try and be better next time

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Mispelled colorado

and fstring

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Hence why I said:

the accuracy is a whole other thing.

I knew some part of the URL would be screwed up.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Well shucks, my modern technology doesn't currently have a "copy text from image". I appreciate it though

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago

Plot twist: the job is specifically for a transcriber/translator and requires high level of accuracy.

I could totally see this as being a thing back in the day before everyone was walking around with a supercomputer in their pocket capable of OCR.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago

Sadly they've already deleted that page because the URL has "trans" in it. >.>

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I'm pretty sure 90% of that is just a tracking link, you could probably ignore everything after and including the question mark

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

No, its search parameters. Likely everything after the job ID is not needed though.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

It would need the job Id parameter, but the rest looks like unnecessary filters

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

we have a truly marvelous application process, which this margin is too small to contain

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Do they still charge by the word? Character? Whatever? Because that's funny lol. If papers still mattered that would have cost them a fortune.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Data entry operator?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

This reminds me of how my coworker's little girl wrote Santa a letter and wrote out the Amazon links of everything she wanted in much the same fashion.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

damn i missed the deadline by 12 years...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Somebody got paid by the character

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

I wore out my percent key typing in the url.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Somebody correct me, but I remember a url (or any long piece of text) can contain a small image. I think it was hexadecimal code. I was looking for the words "base16=" or "base32=".

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

You are correct those are called "data urls", they're intended to embed files in text.

This is not a data url tho, it's an ugly link

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

What you mean is base64, and yeah.

In this case the latter part of the link is URL-encoded XML and probably unnecessary, I'd guess that only the first two parameters of the URL are really mandatory, but who knows. There are many ancient and ugly as hell web apps out there.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm sure apps that convert images to text will help with accessing the website.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I thought they didn't have apps in 2013

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Maybe they're looking for someone who's good at OCR

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Reminds me of my phoniatrics teacher who printed out a link for us as homework instead of just sending us the link via email

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