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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (5 children)

There’s a bar on the beach town near me that uses “lobsters” and “crabs” as it’s bathroom door identifiers.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Does everyone eventually end up using the crabs bathroom?

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

On first visit, I'd secretly try to check where the urinals are. In second visit, I would do that process again because who the fuck is meant to remember what that circles want to express??

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

it looks like youre already in a bathroom

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Binary and trinary

[–] Bubbaonthebeach 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If it's biology based, women have 3 and men 2, but straight line would make more sense. But that is only a guess and who knows what the symbols are actually based on.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

2 bowls per stall vs 3 bowls per stall. Depends on the size of your friend group.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The left one is easy, it's boobs. Which means you're allowed if you have man boobs.

The other one is for people with 3 nipples.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (10 children)

I'm going to the one that looks most like an SCP logo.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Which ever one has the couches man, we need the couches.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Maybe this is a lesson and it doesn't matter what bathrooms we use?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

There's a sink. Problem solved.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

3 circles doesn't seem to have a handle, so easy choice.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Choose the door that looks the most like the sweaty imprint your groin leaves on the bench

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If some circles on a door prevent you from opening one and peeking inside to check for urinals, you should never have left your house to begin with.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Who peeks into bathrooms? Found the alpha😤🐺

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Just shit in the sink to establish dominance

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