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[–] [email protected] 70 points 5 days ago (2 children)

There’s not nearly enough sunlight in England to cook something.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 5 days ago

Yes, which is why that's all raw.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

I believe, the joke is that it's actually uncooked, rather than OOP having used a solar cooker...

[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 days ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

This looks like everything was cooked via boiling

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

colonizes the planet for spice

still cooks this fucking shit

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

The Spice must flow…just not onto our palate.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago

The fuck is this mess? Are those sausages raw? I don’t mind bendy bacon but that’s barely cooked. What happened to those eggs? Why is it slopping around together in a disposable roasting tin?

Not a care in the world. I hate it.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago (4 children)

These guys had the largest empire in history

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

When this is what you call breakfast at home of course you’re going to find new places to eat out at.

[–] Revan343 3 points 3 days ago

Conquered the world for spices and then decided they didn't like any of them

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

World War 2 really did a number on their cuisine.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

They did that to get away from that food.

[–] ininewcrow 15 points 5 days ago

Looks salmonellish

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

That is the most sad full english I’ve ever seen. Like Kirk Van Houten weekend morning meal.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

At last... Empty English 👨‍🔬

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

I didn't know IKEA did breakfast.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

If it's a picture from a few years back, you can imagine that sausage neighing at the squealing pig thats laying over it.