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Elon Musk: your new Tesla will drive from the factory floor, to your house 'this year'
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Riiiiiiiight
this post was submitted on 21 Apr 2025
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Is that a threat?
Later this year: "I was right, but I actually meant to say 'into' instead of 'to' and 'someone's' instead of 'your'"
He forgot to give us the point values...
| Ran Over... | Reward Points... |
|---|---|
| Child | 20 |
| Cat | 10 |
| Dog | 15 |
| Adult | 25 |
I wonder what they'll offer in the Tesla rewards shop
| Run over | Reward |
|---|---|
| CEO | - 100000 points |
Edit: updated into a table to clarify that I meant MINUS 100000 points, Life of one CEO is much more important to (f)Elon than lifes of us peasants.
Nah, Teslas will set themselves on fire with a family inside before it allows something like that to happen.
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Is Joe Schmoe going to have to answer for his shitbox that just plowed through a school zone with an unusual number of speed bumps? Joe hasn't even met his vehicle yet and it's gonna be out there committing crimes potentially under his name.
This is such obvious BS. Putting aside that Tesla are always making claims about self driving that they can't deliver on, let's just consider the basic logistics of doing this for any customer who lives more than about 300km from a Tesla factory (of which there are two IIRC, and one of those is in Austin and the other is in Fremont)...
How the fuck is the car going to recharge?
It's not like it's going to plug itself in, and there are no staff at Tesla supercharger stations as far as I'm aware. With the range on a typical Model S even getting to LA might be tough if it gets stuck in traffic. Fremont to LA is just under 600km if you're lucky.
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Do people still care what this turd has to say?
Enough musk spam...
Not my fucking house.
"it drove right through my kitchen wall. And I hadn't even ordered one!"
Definitely not into my house, fucker.
Factory Floor is in China.
Gotta save that stock price somehow. Activate investor bullshit machine.
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If they even try that it will look like that car chase scene from The Blues Brothers.
I'm sure Elon musk would hit all of his timelines if it wasn't for the Democrats or Steven Miller
Soon the only ones buying Teslas will be factory workers that are forced to in order to keep their jobs. The basically live on the factory floor, so it's a pretty easy promise to fulfill.