Make diarrhea great again!
this post was submitted on 26 Apr 2025
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Make Amoebic-dysentery ~~Great~~ Again?
Edit: Grate
Our Salmonella will be the biggest salmonella ever! 🫲🍊🫱
You get that from contaminated water, salmonella thyphoid
What makes this even more batshit insane is that they're currently pressuring the UK and EU to lift their ban on US chicken; a ban which only exists because of the already poor food safety standards of the US meat industry.
Obviously the great Orange wonder wants to gain export acceptance by raising the salmonella level and we just need to eat it lol
Hahahah they are literally “lizard” people the right wing conspiracy nutcases have been telling everyone about. The best thing is the right wing nutcases are the ones who voted them in.
Every accusation is a confession from them.
Trump inadvertently tackling climate change by making animals unsafe to eat.
Lol, yes, also destroying industry and makes everything pricier to lower sales.
We're gonna have to go vegan for food safety reasons
Wait until you hear what they plan about EColi in vegetables.
Boil everything and hope nothing survives since the fresh produce is screwed too
yesss, I guess we'll have toooo
*laughs awkwardly in totally not already vegan*
Make America sick again!!!
Make Black Plague Again!
This guy has always been a literal plague on us.
Well the U.S. is getting in shape soon. Can't be fat if you are exploding from both ends.
Ol sleepy joe did it, so the talking Cheeto must undo it. This ain’t about anything other than Biden bad.
Note to self: cook chicken even harder.
So please explain how this law makes the lives of Americans better?
And the two single owners of poultry companies don't count
Trump doesnt legislate to make the lives of americans better, never has, he legislates to make lives of his oligarch "donors" better.
Regulations are for the weak, also, stop testing for salmonella, fewer tests mean fewer cases. /republicans
Might lower the price by 0.001¢ (0.00001$)
Hah!
If anything, they'll just make up an excuse and then increase the price anyway
Why don't they count? Are they just weak millionaires instead of billionaires? If they are billionaires and this helps them out a bit, I don't think American poors will mind a little more disease.
Are they followers of nurgle or something? Anti-vax now this.
Are they followers of nurgle or something?
Hasn't that been obvious since their handling of COVID?
This will bring grandfather such joy
Just wait until they start going after insurance for PREP, PEP and Doxy.
The regressives from the GQP must really believe in the survival of the fittest. They really want you guys dead.
If you don’t have a food thermometer, get one now. Salmonella can be easily killed by cooking at the proper temperature.
Or, hear me out, just eat more veggies. Much lower risk of disease spread (though yes, as I'm sure others well be eager to point out, they can carry pathogens, would you rather take your chances with a raw carrot or a raw chicken breast)
Most cases of food poisoning come from bacteria on vegetables. Probably because people do eat a lot of raw vegetables, but don't eat much raw meat.
I already don’t eat meat, but it’s something important to know for people who do.
Welp, vegan it is then. L
Another bad decision from this administration.
Hope they invest on new sewer infrastructure to handle the literal shitstom.
No, that would be socialism. Let the sewage flow in the streets and we can get E. coli too, for no extra charge!
Sir/Madam, this is a Wendy's.
And what is the crime? Enjoying a poultry? A succulent poultry carcass?? GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS!
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