Ricky Gervais tells a joke about living with his wife in a little studio apartment, and in the middle of the night it was closer to pee in the sink.
One night he was doing that, when his wife woke and groggily said "At least move the dishes first."
this post was submitted on 27 Apr 2025
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She washes her face with sink? Interesting choices, but I prefer water
He nasty
People do what in the sink? 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
It goes in the exact same pipe as the toilet. Just rinse the sink afterwards.
I encourage you to wash your hands in the toilet next time. Same water, goes to the same place, all good.
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Me, learning my friend washes out the litter box in the shower. I now no longer trust cat people.
Dude.
Ok. first of all all the litter is scooped out first. You're basically scrubbing a flat tub in the shower. Do you think litter and turds are being dumped out on the floor and hosed down the drain??
Secondly that shower has seen a lot fuckin' worse than some litter dust.
I don't really see the problem here. Unless you think homeopathy actually works I guess. Or does that friend not wash and rinse the shower after ?
That's kind of the entire issue - I'd hope for a full bleach scrub after that, but hosing it off outside would just be so much quicker than a deep clean of the shower, so I feel like there's some conflicting incentives here which suggest a deep clean is not certain.
But more to the point, psychological cleanliness is not always entirely rational. For me the shower is kind of a sacred clean area, so any attitude which includes using it as a utility sink for feces-adjacent activities conflicts with that on the surface. By the time I'm thinking "how well do they clean it afterwards?" That core psychological safety has already been compromised to some degree. Likewise, a shower with soap scum and discolored tile and dingy fixtures would make most people feel "less clean" even though there is not rational health issues from some simple deferred maintenance. Most people feel "cleaner" when the shower itself appears clean. Knowledge that the shower is not used as a utility sink is exactly the same.
And what do you expect people to do who live in an apartment? Not everybody has a hose and an outside.
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Showers are a disgustingly dirty place. Tons of people don't notice they let mold grow or don't care. Worse, in the western world it's always next to the toilet.
Yeah, I have no idea what the best procedure would be, but I think the only things to worry about are foot fungus (no idea if there's any risk, but your feet are very much touching the shower floor) and rinsing the soap if you drop it when showering? Like, you wash your ass in that shower, it's not like it's a clean clean environment anyways.
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I mean I can't imagine getting bits of kitty litter down your drains a good idea.
Really don't have much of a choice in an apartment
My wife gets angry when I (occasionally) wee in the backyard.
get a lemon tree.
Then you'll have to contend with all those lemon-stealing whores.
Same here, and we have two dogs that do the exact same thing.
Right! She thinks it's cute when the cat goes in the flowerbed but when I do it I'm "scaring the neighbors".
The trick is to not maintain stern eye contact with your neighbor while taking a wee in the flowerbed. Classic rookie mistake really, we've all been there.
finally, i can use this meme:
Excited to use this in the family group chat
it's all fun and games until that one degen cousin slides into your dms.
Im not a degen!
Unless..?
I might piss in a sink if all the toilets and urinals were being used and I had to go so badly that I was about to piss my pants. If I were in a private residence, I would just piss on the ground outside.
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Responding “its not hurting anyone…” when your wife has this sort of reaction.
wife’s contact named “mrs”
Yikes.
“you cunt”
wife’s contact named “mrs”
Confirmed Aussie and degen.
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Just piss in the bidet
I would have lived a happier life by not reading this thread.
Who would have thought so many Degen sinkpiss enjoyers on this Christian Lemmy server?
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