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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You paid premium for rectangle plates, you knew what you were signing up for

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

This place has a mission statement, babe, we can't afford it.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

Criminal. Should be called the minimal English. Who hurt that poor sausage.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd be fuming if I received this! Please tell me it was at least cheap?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

£11.99. So, no.

Edit: it also came with beans and a fried tomato, which I didn't want, so not as bad as all that.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Declined the beans and tomatoes?????????? ?????

????

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

What can I say? I'm a bit strange.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Here's a sprog.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wow. Was it at an airport?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Whatever place, that was robbery.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

11 squid? Fuck me that's robbery. Riot I'd say.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

If they called that a full English they deserve to have their feet set on fire.

That's just a starter.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah, it was the 'little English' to be fair.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

They should call it The Warwick Davis.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Spill the (non existent) beans, how much was that monstrosity?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Twelve quid, as near as damnit. And, in fairness, I declined the beans and fried tomato as I don't like them with breakfast.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Call the old bill mate, you were robbed.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

For that price I'd expect the beans and tomato to be swapped out with more bacon or an extra sausage. Absolutely robbed.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

That one piece looks like a turd. I dunno if I could make myself eat that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

If I paid any amount of money and got this sad looking plate of food, I would request a refund and leave.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I would just leave and take the loss. No need to be near that "food" for any longer than necessary.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Dine and dashing seems extreme, but you do you. /j

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

One of those circumstances where I would complain and demand extra mushrooms, if I werent 99% certain they'd spit or wipe their bumcrack on the second mushroom

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Wow you eat at some classy places.

Most would do that to the mushroom on your plate.

Only the real classy places will go get a second oneto hide their actions.