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[–] [email protected] 96 points 2 months ago (2 children)

To be fair, there’s only one way to hold him accountable and the people that can won’t.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 months ago (2 children)

We need another Luigi, is that what I'm hearing?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago

Or someone from Butler with better aim

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

One Luigi won't cut at this point. That would make things worse.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

"Year of Luigi"

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh there's more than one way. But only one real legal method sure.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 74 points 2 months ago (3 children)

"to the best of my ability."

Well, I'd almost argue he's following to the letter.

[–] MDCCCLV 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Founders when they realize they left out the part where the president understands what the constitution is.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

"It's ok, only land owners can vote and if you have money that means you're A Smart Person™©® and will not vote for some absolute joke of a person who's so obviously corrupt it hurts to even think about. Yup that about nails it. Slap on some signatures and call this baby a government, done and done!"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Don't give him the village idiot pass. Stupidity implies some of the damage he's done is without intent; he's just accidentally raping the constitution.

Whether or not he is an idiot (and I mean... he is) we should treat him as though every single thing he's done is calculated and intentional. He is an enemy to the United States.

...and on the topic of oaths, every single person in the military swore an oath to defend the constitution from domestic enemies like Trump, so if anyone in the armed forces is reading this, could y'all get off your ass and do your job, please?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Especially since he's an absolute dipshit, the best of his ability is extremely poor.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (6 children)

To Americans in the audience, what do all the clowns that voted for this say right now?

They still gargling his mushroom?

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago

I'm guessing that Fox News isn't covering this so they probably don't even know he said it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

they don't know this is happening

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Gotta crack a few ~~eggs~~ unalienable rights to make an omelette.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago

Just like with laws, oaths mean absolutely nothing if they're not enforced.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He gets to claim he's too stupid to understand what those words mean in that order

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Oath clearly refers to the physical document. Doesn't say a thing about the words scribbled on it. That's why he's got it framed in the oval office: so he can keep close eye on it and make sure no one crumples it up.

[–] MDCCCLV 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My copy of the constitution is on the wall. Look, I'm upholding it!

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

He's on the lookout for Nic Cage. Dude is a menace

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

The incorrect assumption is that he has taken a vow or oath in good faith or with intention to follow through.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Less than ideal, but as luck would have it the French have already crafted a marvelous invention to solve these kinds of problems.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is where you go to learn about the constitution, Mr. President. Just place your head in the learning hole.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

If I ever open a school I will definitely be calling it the learning hole.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He took the oath, as did every member of Congress, and every member of our military.

I suspect we're going to find out how much the oath is worth.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fanta Führer doesn't give a fuck about our Constitution...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

My favorites are:

  • Tyrannical Tangerine

  • Mango Mussolini

  • Pumpkin Pol Pot

  • Crimes Oompa Loompa

  • Skidmark Stalin

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Thanks! I actually saw it on here a few days ago and decided that it was definitely a keeper.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

No, like, he literally doesn't know what that means.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

If you can't name all fifty states, you shouldn't be president...

But why go with that when IF YOU ARE A FUCKING FELON YOU SHOULD NOT BE PRESIDENT.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

I know I said it and all that. I just don't know if I have to do it

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Didn’t trump legally argue during his first term that he doesn’t have to “uphold” the constitution because the specific word “uphold” was not in the oath?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

He's the most sovereign citizen

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

"To the best of my ability"

so technically not a lie.

(to clairify, because people on the internet tend to be bad at subtlety: I'm calling trump an incompetent moron with the above text. Actively and intentionally destroying the US IS defending it to the best of his ability, because he's an incompetent moron. Remember, this is a guy who bankrupted a casino more than once.)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Oh shit, our Senators are TWEETING!!!!

Fuck you Raskin, do your fucking job.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

You won't believe this 1 crazy trick to do whatever you want while the US president.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Reminder that the supreme court ruled that mr president is above the law (or commits no crimes while in office, something like that). Expect the constitution to be deported next

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can't he be impeached for breaking his oath?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He's already been impeached twice last go-around... It takes congress actually voting him out and nearly none of the GOP will do that

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, I know. The question was more, is it grounds for impeachment. I mean he's breaking an oath

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I don't think a GOP led House would even bring it up for a vote. The corruption is built in.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Maybe the "Office of" part should be dropped 🤣

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Seems pretty cut and dry....

https://youtu.be/VIvhmRjzeYk

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Ooof, I somehow glossed over the words "Office of" at first and that sentence gets a whole other meaning 😳

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