Joke's on you, swamp witches are sexy
this post was submitted on 09 May 2025
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Mmm swamp ass
Don't look up 'The Swamps Of Dagobah'
You've been warned
Gonna look it up while eating some Jolly Ranchers
maybe part of being a swamp witch is throwing society's demands out the window
I've recently decided to begin my mid-life transition to bog witch. I feel like between being a Boy Scout and a lifelong dungeon master I've got the tools. Farmer neighbors, too, that'll help.
Anyone pulls up on my house at night, I intend to make em reconsider.
Is there a cool school that teaches you how to reveal a horrible fate for someone and then cackle?
At a certain age that will come naturally.