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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Plaid Cobain

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Oh hey, fancy seeing your sibling here. It's me, Herringbone Peart.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

This is Ditzy Bowie and coming up next is… uh… hang on, I got it written down somewhere..

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

I'm Toile Brockie, and you're listening to Wait Wait, Don't Taze Me

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

"I'm Floral Cass and you've been listening to NPR"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

This is Seersucker Van Zandt, and I'm asking you to go the phone...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

(Endless) Knot Cornell.

Hmm.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

So, dropped this in a friendly meme thread and ended up with myself Solid Steele And my buddy Fuzzy Static. One gpt pass later and this abomination was birthed.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Also, my friend Houndstooth Bowie

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I'm Deathwatch Gershwin and we are now entering our 3 day fund raising drive.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I'm Sharkstooth Dawson, thank you for listening to NPR on your local member station.

Sharkstooth Lennon just for the extra punny.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I'm Sans-I/O Cobain, and you're watching Disney Channel

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Damask Harrison at your service, and you’re tuned into Crackerbox Palace on WFMU outta East Orange, New Jersey.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I can be Solid Wagner I guess lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Hey there and welcome, I'm Paisley O'Riordan and you're listening to NPR.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

This is Ogee Charanjit, and I'm here with Doris Kearns-Goodwin. We are discussing the unprecedented changes in presidential policy in the last 30 years.

All while set to a disco beat.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Herringbone Barrett

Or

Plaid Kantner

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Stripe Monk... I sound more like a woodland critter.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I'm KalimbaTvChannel Marley and it’s time to groove to some absurd aztec vibes on

Nightcore Primate Rave

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Ogee Sinatra.

Damn, that's a decent name.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Paisley Becker?

Yeah, that scans.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

I’m Paisley Seeger, filling in for Steve Innskeep.

My IRL maiden name is a classic NPR name, though. It’s hyphenated, and the first name is uncommon and its ethnicity is not obvious, while the second name is a less common spelling of a more common name, that identifies it as a different ethnicity (think -ski vs -sky in Slavic last names). My sister’s got a funky first name that really sells it. My married name is incredibly normal and it feels a little weird to not have a distinctive name anymore, but I love not needing to spell it for anyone.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Hello, you're listening to NPR and I'm Droste Effect Mozart. Up next is NPR.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Fractal Hutchison!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Houndstooth Redding.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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I'm Honeycomb O'Riordan and you're listening to NPR.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Mandala Cornell here, and you're listening to NPR

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Penrose Dio

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