Toke it up, ape.
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Pretty soon they won't bring out the leaves until they verify the other chimp's insurance status with the local snakes.
These fucking monkeys aint paying a corpo its fee... NOT IN MY MOTHER FUCKING AMERICA
That's certainly a better way to learn about ourselves. Specifically by learning how the chimpanzees select the medicinal leaves and so on.
The last subheading in the article is "Who cares?", by which they mean "Which chimpanzees within the social group are responsible for providing medical care?" I didn't notice the final section initially, so I thought I had reached the end of the article then there was just an exasperated large print:
Who cares?
WITCHES! They better spend a hundred years killing the smartest members of society. Oh wait.. They haven't invented religion yet, nvm
Hah, these idiots. They're gonna invent credit scores!