Sorry, I can’t get into my truck bed without my phone.
Oh, I drove through a puddle earlier.
$100,000, why do you ask?
this post was submitted on 14 May 2025
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I laughed out loud XD
I find it funny that all of these "extreme" tests done by "cybertruck" owners to try to prove their overpriced, oversized, toy car is a "beast" always show how little understanding and experience these soft handed urbanites have with actually doing "truck stuff" with real trucks.
They almost always do some mundane activity, which doesn't even require a truck, and then act like it is somehow breaking world records by doing it.
This second puddle is MUCH DEEPER!!
Look at cameraman who appears to be standing in roughly the same depth of water.
It’s a real shame we have no way to measure the depth of water beside la how much of a beast and tank something is.
The wheel well cover is one thing (and they’re usually held in by clips, not bolts) but that “severe test” was the real comedy. I’ve done that in a compact hatchback with less damage.
You can straight up see a Toyota Corolla backed up next to the "extreme" water that they crossed. XD
Classic comedy
I did exactly that in my old ~~tank~~ 1996 volvo without any damage. And I'm pretty sure my 2019 volvo would handle it even better.
I'm pretty sure my Altima could make it through that water. And even if it was damaged afterwards, at least parts wouldn't literally just start falling off.
I find it hilarious that the buttons on the back shorted out and he's still apologizing for the truck saying it's awesome. Two places where it broke on the body, too. Plus water swishing around in the truck somewhere. What a beast. /s
It's in the frame. Literally they do not have drains in the frame, it's all solid metal. So the second you get water anywhere in the frame, it's there forever.
This is just anti-Tesla propaganda. Everyone knows you can just drill some holes in the bottom to let the water out. Or you can flip it over and let it drain overnight.
lol at needing electronics just to open the tailgate on that thing.
Having become accustomed to cybertruck demo videos, I was actually surprised that he could close it manually.
I did get a little of that Schadenfreude when he learned on camera the "close cover" button was also broken. Like, the truck just kept sustaining water damage as he was recording.
🎵Choke me in the shallow water; before I get too deep🎶🎶
Thought you were singing me Electric Citizen, and I got real excited before I realized the lyrics were similar but different.
"In the shallow water, watch me slowly drown" does sort of fit for the truck tho...
I stopped listening to new music around 2010! :)
I was quoting “What I Am” by Edie Brickell & the New Bohemians, from 1988.
I looked it up (because I'm trying to keep up appearances as the world's worst automotive journalist).
I dug it, was my first time hearing it, it's a bop :D
I like how fuelarc said he bombed in it. I mean don’t go fast, but he wasn’t going that fast. If you go slightly faster than you should, you might hydroplane a little bit, but that was no water. I’ve waded that in a sedan because I was too lazy to go around. And my car still worked. All of it.
The amount of copium this guy has just taken is enough to kill a small country.
This is the funniest cybertruck video I've seen. It would be believable as a parody, but the guy seems so sincere. I'm still not sure if I believe he really thinks it's good, or if this is just well-executed engagement bait, but it really seems just real and dumb.
The article skips over some stuff that actually looks pretty impressive starting at 6:20, but I agree with the author of this blog that theguy's "no biggie" is quite funny.
douche canoe not float, details at 11