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[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Not all Draculas have castles, just Vampire because he was a Count.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I think having 600 years for your investments would give you access to enough wealth to buy a nice house

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This assumes the vampire is decent with finances.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

I'd be pissed that i have to keep changing banks, because they go bankrupt too often... Like, can't one use the same financial institution for 1000 years without worrying about it?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

Count Vampire was quite a legendary dracula

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Dyslecsic fix: Dracul was the noble living in a castle. Vampires live anywhere.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You guys, I've been trying to spray paint a display case for nearly 2 years now. I think I'm over halfway done, but my partner insisted we throw away the cardboard I was using because it was outside for 2 winters and it's been throught a lot neocat, cry

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I have an urgent request for you.

I need to see a finished photo of this display case, I think it'll look really cool when it's done. But I will only care for like, another weekend. So it's urgent, it's gotta be done soon or you'll lose precious internet points!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Me too, I want too see the display case !!!!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Damn you all, because I'm now emotionally invested in this

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Fuck. I have a desk half together in my garage. It's been. Three years. Lol. I'll buy that desktop someday!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Yes, I have one there as well. I even need it a lot of the times, would improve my life somewhat if put together. But there has been no hint that this would be the year.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

I recently played Curse of Strahd and that dude had food that had been sitting out since before he was a vampire and entire rooms full of cobwebs.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

why would i put it together? the box it is still inside of works perfectly fine

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Pretty sure that's what the thralls are for.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe the whole trope of "Vampire Lord manipulates thralls by promising to turn them into vampires, but never actually does it" is actually just because of ADHD causing them to never get round to it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

What's embarassing about that? It's my stuff I decide how, when or why to dispose of them.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Connically they do! Or maybe something else

If being chased by a vampire, the advice is scatter seeds on the ground, the vampire will be compelled to stop and count them

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

"Canonically."

And this was pretty funny in The X-Files, when Mulder spilled sunflower seeds. The vampire drops to the floor and starts counting, spitting at him, "You dick!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hahaha, that's awesome.

I didn't learn about this aspect of vampires till a couple years ago. I always wondered why the count on Sesame Street was a vampire.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The slightly goofy Francis Ford Coppola adaptation both includes it and solves it. Van Helsing throws a bowl of grains into the air and Dracula names the total before they hit the ground.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

So Rain Man was a vampire?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

'Bout a hundred grains of rice.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Hahaha, oh damn..

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

The backlog of video games and books would literally never end.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I get anxiety from unfinished shit laying around the house.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

(Yes, that it's a core part of adhd unfinished protects - it's not that we don't abandon some projects or just don't want to do them, that to, but the memey is about the projects we would like to do, even enjoy, about projects we think about daily, about projects that give us anxiety through sheer fatigue of thinking about it for so long. We are exhausted.)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This seems to imply that death is the only way we'll ever escape that pile of clean laundry you have yet to put away.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Can you think of any other way that seems likely?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

I never knew laundry could be so threatening.