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[–] jerkface 15 points 1 day ago

Quoth Gay/Not Gay by King Missile:

See, look, uh, I-I know I'm homophobic, but not about gay guys. They don't bother me at all. It's straight guys who don't know they're gay... they fuck my shit right up

Like a guy calls me up and says, uh, "A bunch of us guys are gonna sit around in our underwear and watch the football game and drink beer and eat chips and, you know, maybe wrestle with each other a little, you know, just us guys. You wanna come over?" And I'm like, "No."

[–] [email protected] 99 points 2 days ago (4 children)

lmao forgot all about these. the marine corps is truly the gayest-coded branch. not the most gays by a long shot, but we all did the gayest stuff constantly

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I once had a post-service friend challenge me to gay chicken thinking he was some hot shit. He learned there was a civilian league and a pro league that day.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How far did you take it, you two married yet?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We annulled when he tapped out at consummation time.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Fucking weakling

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The booty shorts for running are the best

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think you mean Ranger panties

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

YES, ranger panties, I got the wrong branch of service

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In the Marine Corps we called them "silkies" they were banned when I was in for being to revealing though lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

they banned silkies?! wtaf! probably some Jag officers idea. those guys are posers

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Hmmm 😏 care to expand on that?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

My experience would disagree about the USMC having the least. 😏

[–] [email protected] 132 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Half of the things they do in boot camp is just the drill instructor's kink.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Say, uh, how does one become a drill instructor, exactly? My friend keeps asking.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Well you need to know a lot about the reproductive process of amphibians, so that you can tell others about it.

That and minor in aggressive rap music might help.

Also watching Bob Ross, as he used to be a drill instructor.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Well, first, you gotta join the military.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago

If this is the intro to a porn video imma be so mad ^and^ ^kindly^ ^ask^ ^for^ ^the^ ^link.^

[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh boy ..... HumancentiPad .... the army agreed to an iTunes user agreement

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hopefully he ate the vanilla paste and not the cuttlefish and asparagus.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

The forehead wrinkles say "nope".

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh these pushups 😅

The closer you are to the crack the gayer you are, the further the harder the pushup is…

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Why? Wouldn't you gain a third limb to push up with?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ummm… Sir your weee is supposed to grow in a 180 not in a 90 degree?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Sfer fukin rown kerners

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

This had better not awaken something in me

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago

Don't ask, don't tell...

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Eating ass is someone's personal Vietnam.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And my personal moon landing

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Not Uranus?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

They must be doing it wrong

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Not any kind of war I'd want to be a part of, anyway.

I'm joking, of course. War is stupid.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Looks like Diaz guy purposely moved down to fuck the guy behind him.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Classic Diaz

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

tbf, "fuck" is a matter of perspective.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Clearly he's got a power bottom, since his bottom is generating all the power.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

The power bottom is the powerhouse of the cell.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So is this like a daisy chain or does someone not get their grundle munched? What about the poor guy with the breath of fresh air?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Let's just hope nobody farts.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

This is called a humiliation ritual. Conformity and Team Building. The brothel of violence and brutality.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

Is this… real?!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

peace and love on planet earth <3

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Is there anything that's worth more?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

Digging trenches is an essential skill.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is how they snuff out the trans soldiers.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Sniff*, eh? I think the snuff vids would have the heads underneath as heavy weights were placed on top...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

His eyes and forehead wrinkles tell the whole story.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago
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