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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

How does that work? I usually take 2 to 4 hours, how are all the other men supposed to fit in, in only 6 hours?

Or is it literally sleeping? Because I've been to a 80.000 people festival, there have been several thousand sleeping at the same time I was sleeping, so my track record is better then hers.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Wow. I hope she recovers fully and quickly.

583 men in six hours.

That's about 37 seconds each.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You're assuming one at a time.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago

https://youtu.be/jLkfD8pg_wQ

Question is the mean jerk time assuming the dtf is presorted.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

I think that's reasonable when when calculating an average.

It also assumes that men were the only other participants. ;)

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

OnlyFans star Annie Knight is sharing an update amid her recent hospitalization after sleeping with 583 men in six hours.

It's bizarre that US uses "sleeping with" to mean "had sex with". Readers clearly understand, she uses the word "sex" in her quotes, but the magazine/site insists on using that bizarre euphemism.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

I don't think that that's very uncommon. When one "goes to the bathroom", it's understood that this is a euphemism for urinating or defecating, not just hanging out there.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

TIL I've been doing it wrong my whole life /s

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Agreed. It just seems like a weird editorial decision. Maybe it's because I'm not a regular US reader, or I live in a different country, but it seems to slightly obfuscate what happened.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

You're looking way too deep into it. "Sleeping with someone" is such a common expression that nobody can possibly hope to obfuscate anything with it. Everybody knows they fucked. There will be no mistakes, no confusion. Besides, it's not unusual for different contexts to use different phrases and expressions for the same thing. The press using a "softer" language is not a uniquely American thing by a long shot and it's kinda weird to assume it would be.

Not an American either btw.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

The same turn of phrase exists in e.g. German.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

I've always hated the saying. Clearly you're not sleeping if you're boning...

[–] Revan343 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

One fewer word/syllable.

I think they should pare it down further though, and just say 'fucking'

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I love the euphemism that she "slept with" 583 guys. I mean that's a lotta naps in 6 hours! Takes me at least 20 minutes to drift off.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

“I don’t understand why people have such an issue with it. These guys are just out here living life. They’ve been given an opportunity, and they’re like, ‘F*** it. Like, let’s just do it.’ They’re just having some fun. I think the people that are hating [are] probably just jealous, and their lives are really boring …I mean, the more they hate on me, the more views I get, and the more money I make.”

[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

“…I mean, the more they hate on me, the more views I get, and the more money I make.”

I think that pretty much sums up a big part of America's problem right there lol

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

This is the third name I've seen with a sex with hundreds of men title in the last month or so.

In this a new trend??? In which case ... I hate to be old school but wtf

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

i assure you that group sex is not a new trend. it predates agriculture, civilization, and humanity itself.

those numbers would have been incredibly difficult to organize in the pre-internet era however.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Possible in the right park or movie theatre in the 60’s or 70’s….

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It is, and there's a handful of people trying to one-up each other.

With great financial success, I might add.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

I think they might be trying for more than just one up

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

With great financial success, I might add.

Hopefully that hospital trip worth it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

She's buying a house at 28, so possibly.

Besides, I've needed medical treatment for something that happened at work before.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I sprained my ankle playing soccer at a work-related event, I wouldn't put it in the same ball park as bleeding genitals, though

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago

The next TikTok challenge

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

Anything to help the children of Gaza.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Some people just built different I guess

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Someone is going to feel sore everywhere for a while

[–] SplashJackson 8 points 2 weeks ago

Wow that's quite a high score!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Honestly i’m sorry but why do it if it hurts? Is it just for fame?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

She's an OF model and this is her niche. It's literally her job.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Well alrighty then

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Either she never read the book "Snuff" or she wanted to see if it would really happen...

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