Yeah but it’s Lemmy so you can check at least 6 apps that are all Lemmy
this post was submitted on 01 Jun 2025
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Sometimes I switch Lemmy frontends to see different stuff after I finished looking through the main frontend.
I mean, I get it. But it's sad that folks have forgotten about simple shit like going outside, looking at plants, reading, drawing, thinking up puns, etc
Here's a pun for you-
Pun walks in a bar, kills 10 people
Pun in, 10 dead
Device addiction... those are all low stimulation activities compared to the screen
Read (or listen to) a book.
Or both. I'm listening to Moby Dick right now.
Make something, stop doomscrolling, do something with your time that will be lasting
Even if it's a scrapbook of anime stills or a crappy fanfiction, making ANYTHING is better than using only social media for entertainment
Good idea! Starts opening my usually five Apps again
like a dog returning to its vomit, the brainrotted repeat their mistakes
we need more love for us shitty fanfiction writers! Its amazing how much time you can pass with writing...
Nap time
Have have too many videogames and a lot of overdue art projects. This never happens to me.
Fire up game
Title screen pops up
Immediately decide that I actually don't want to play it after all
Alt+F4; fire up another game
Rinse and repeat
I need a new addiction.
I have over 300 games just on Steam.
I don't feel like playing any of them. 😩
Have you tried UFO 50 and/or Blue Prince?
Hey, shouldn't you really do laundry? Sort your shit into darks and lights and start with whichever is smaller to get the ball rolling.
Don't listen to them, chuck everything into the machine and hope for the best!
Life is to short to live in fear of color bleeding!
use coagulants to avoid bleeding
Coagulants are present in blood, how much blood should i add to each wash?
if you give enough the hospital will give you a clean robe, so no need for laundry.
unless you're in the land of the free, I'm which case it'll be 20,000$
Oh so if i give them blood they'll give me free stuff, but when i give them a bag of five kidneys all i get are questions about where i got them from, sheesh
if you give them a pint, they give you a cookie,
if you loose a few more, you get an overnight room and board.
Sandpaper your chest and then climb into the washing machine, that should be plenty.
if your shit comes out in different colours, you should check a doctor
Make sure to bring your shit with you.
Might as well play Oblivon for the fifth time
This is a mystery to me. Since being a child I always had so mane projects to do and so little time. And now as an adult with children the whole thing is even a lot worse worse.
Last time I was bored must be decades ago.
Drink
Or take 'shrooms
See if there is some place in your community that could use a volunteer. Research studies consistently find that volunteering with charities makes people feel happier. There's plenty of needs out there. One that might not be well known are Weed Warrior groups that work on removing invasive plants to make more room for natives. I find that kind of work really satisfying because there's an obvious visual of progress and success.
Exercise and/or do a hobby