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[–] [email protected] 1 points 53 minutes ago

You think this is old? Where are the stone tablets with chisels? Kids the days...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

Hi, kiddie!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

7 of these don't belong

Why is there a spider on my solitaire card? Where the fuck is my Minesweeper and Netscape Navigator?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago

Good old Minesweeper and Space Cadet 3D Pinball

[–] [email protected] 8 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Turning on the tower with your foot...yeah, that unlocks some memories, lol.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

Now do you also remember shutting it down with your foot?

"It's now safe to turn off your computer"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

The standard 5” floppy. The best part was putting down the latch on the drive and that sweet sound it made.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

Remind me to send you a picture of my 3ish feet diameter hard drive platter

[–] [email protected] 13 points 17 hours ago

Eh... Windows 7 background ain't THAT old. Still the best OS they made.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago

I only know what half of these things are πŸ˜…

[–] Lushed_Lungfish 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Heh, this is brand new software and tech as far as I'm concerned. I remember when the computer did not automatically boot into windows and you had to cd c:\windows and then win.exe.

[–] usernamefactory 9 points 22 hours ago

LOAD β€œ*”, 8, 1

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Honestly it feels new to me too. I just thought the meme would spark some nostalgia for all us old(er) people who like to complain about the youngsters

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

All this feels pretty old for me

[–] Lushed_Lungfish 3 points 22 hours ago

Heh, the days when the six 3.5" floppies of Wing Commander was a huge install and often required a hard disk clean out.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm old enough to remember when the Internet was this for us:

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

This I remember, also askjeeves, dogpile or something (I think it searched like 30+ different search engines and combined the results)

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] caseyweederman 5 points 13 hours ago

It's not safe to turn off your computer.
There are enemies nearby.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Random tangent, my dad edited the system file that contained that message to "It's not safe to turn off your computer" when I was like 5 and it kinda fucked me up for a bit.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

I loved the island guy and the bad dog ones. Loved After Dark

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 hours ago

is this for jerma specifically because of the time he accidentally turned his computer off with his foot

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Somehow I'm using the default wallpaper on both w10 and android since I'm older, I just don't care anymore while before it used to be very important lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yeah, I couldn't even tell you what my background is. I used to have a slideshow of them.

[–] [email protected] 144 points 1 day ago (27 children)

"it's now safe to turn off your computer"

That's how old I am

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Fuck

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago

I had a friend who edited the .jpeg or whatever in the shutdown sequence to say β€œit is NOT safe to shut off your computer” and waited for his family to freak out.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I myself was a Norton commander enjoyer

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