this post was submitted on 07 Jun 2025
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago

Help me step-brother, I'm Cyber Stuck

[–] J_M 31 points 2 days ago

Why would a residence need a full sized dumpster?

Oh wait - nevermind.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

On the one hand, as someone who likes to use their garage for garage stuff in addition to storing my car in it, I feel his pain at the too-short garage.

On the other hand, fucking LOL at buying an unnecessarily large vehicle like a CT without checking your garage size first--and then doubling down by parking it like that.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Did you actually expect the buyers of a motorized dumpster to have a working organ between their ears?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Even an ugly fridge is useful though.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Which means it functions exactly as intended. Unlike that useless piece of shit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

This one does too. It clearly marks it's owner as a braindead dude bro and fascist.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is that to keep the raccoons out of it?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

Maybe to keep it from getting wet?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

gha, look at that house, it matches the cybertwat.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Lol, what's wrong with the house

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

giant window in door. fake bricks instead of siding on the 2nd floor. giant shutters on the window on 2nd floor.

storm shutters? no, if they were storm shutters the idiot wouldn't have a 2' square window in their front door.

and what the fuck is up with that fake brick shit? and what is the awning over the garage supposed to be made out of? looks like more siding.

you can see where they get their tastes in vehicles.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Are you like the Zillow version of angry video game nerd?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

are you the lemmy version of jd vance? go fuck a loveseat

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Yeah stop bod mouthing the house.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Y'all just jealous he can get a grocery cart full of goods in there!

Seriously, dude came through Lowe's 3 times to get all his goods. We packed 15 bags of mulch on the second trip. To compare, I get get 15 bags in my Spyder, and still put the top up.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

I have a coupe and almost every example of a cybertruck being good at loads my coupe can do.