Help me step-brother, I'm Cyber Stuck
this post was submitted on 07 Jun 2025
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On the one hand, as someone who likes to use their garage for garage stuff in addition to storing my car in it, I feel his pain at the too-short garage.
On the other hand, fucking LOL at buying an unnecessarily large vehicle like a CT without checking your garage size first--and then doubling down by parking it like that.
Did you actually expect the buyers of a motorized dumpster to have a working organ between their ears?
Why would a residence need a full sized dumpster?
Oh wait - nevermind.
Looks like an ugly fridge
Even an ugly fridge is useful though.
That's cold
Which means it functions exactly as intended. Unlike that useless piece of shit.
This one does too. It clearly marks it's owner as a braindead dude bro and fascist.
Is that to keep the raccoons out of it?
Maybe to keep it from getting wet?
gha, look at that house, it matches the cybertwat.
Lol, what's wrong with the house
giant window in door. fake bricks instead of siding on the 2nd floor. giant shutters on the window on 2nd floor.
storm shutters? no, if they were storm shutters the idiot wouldn't have a 2' square window in their front door.
and what the fuck is up with that fake brick shit? and what is the awning over the garage supposed to be made out of? looks like more siding.
you can see where they get their tastes in vehicles.
Are you like the Zillow version of angry video game nerd?
are you the lemmy version of jd vance? go fuck a loveseat
Yeah stop bod mouthing the house.
Y'all just jealous he can get a grocery cart full of goods in there!
Seriously, dude came through Lowe's 3 times to get all his goods. We packed 15 bags of mulch on the second trip. To compare, I get get 15 bags in my Spyder, and still put the top up.
I have a coupe and almost every example of a cybertruck being good at loads my coupe can do.