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[–] [email protected] 80 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (21 children)

Partially unrelated to the meme, but I find it almost malicious how some python keywords are named differently from the nearly universal counterpart of other languagues.

This/self, continue/pass, catch/except and they couldn't find a different word for switch so they just didn't implement it.

It's as if the original designers purposefully wanted to be different for the sake of it.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

pass and continue are absolutely not equal (pass is a noop, and python has a continue keyword that does what you think), and switch is called match like in many other languages. except is weird though.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

"except" is also used in Pascal (or at least the main derivatives of it), but not sure if that's older than its use in Python or not.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I read that self as a keyword also has quite a history. It was already used in Smalltalk, an OOP language from the early 80's.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Isn't self not actually a keyword? Like you can name the first variable in a class method anything and it will behave like self.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You could use "this" instead of "self". And if you want a lynch mob of Python programmers outside your house, make a push request with that to some commonly used package.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I think there will be a lynch mob of git users outside your house for calling PR as "push request".

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I've been wondering about the noise.

Edit: turns out, they weren't there to lynch me. They just gave me a two hour lecture on proper usage of git.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

TECHNICALLY, there is no such thing as a pull request in git. That's a Github convention. It's really a merge request

e: drat someone already out-pedantic'd me

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

only github users. git itself doesn't have PRs, and other forges call them different things. gitlab calls them merge requests, pico calls them patch requests...

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Python does have a switch statement now, actually. And yes, they went out of their way to call it something different - match.

https://docs.python.org/3/tutorial/controlflow.html#match-statements

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

match isn't just equivalent to switch though, so in this case it actually makes sense to call it something different.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

PHP naming "::" a Paamayim Nekudotayim is also pretty infamous.

When I'm designing shit, I'm pretty zealous about borrowing terminology from anything even vaguely related to avoid this.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

List and Array terminology also bothers me ... Why not just call it an array?

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

TBF the last two bullet points are verbose descriptions of the thing it means in C++, Java, and Python too. It's just that in JS, "this" can also be used in other places.

But yeah, in practice, every time I write JS I want to throw my hands in the air and shout "this is bullshit", but never know what "this" refers to... :D

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah that's fair, though it also discusses that whole prototype thing that JS has going on

[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

In Python, self is not a keyword, it’s a conventional variable name. You can replace all instances of “self” with “this” and your code will work the same.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Lua might have been a better choice, since self is special in lua.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Kinda.

Lua defines it implicitly only when you use the

function foo:bar(a, b, c) -- note the colon

syntactic sugar, which gets translated to

function foo.bar(self, a, b, c) -- note the period

In all cases, self is a regular variable name. You can even redeclare a new local with that name even when the old one is in scope.

Edit: some typos

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't see how what you said is inconsistent with me saying "self" is special in lua. Note that I did not say it's a keyword.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Python is just distancing itself from JS.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago

Sweet dreams are made of this

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Rust: Borrow handler got mad at you for asking

(I'd assume)

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's either a reference to an object instance, or the instance itself (depending on whether you specified &mut self, &self or just self).

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

Don't forget Self, the type of self.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

Alternative image for C: Mr. Incredible: "A PARAMETER IS A PARAMETER!"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

My JS:

Ah, you mean that?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

In Python you can use this as a variable name

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

In Python you can use 🍆 as a variable name.

Edit: oops, guess I was mistaken, you can use most Unicode but emojis are not valid.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Just going by the reputation, you probably can do this in JavaScript

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago
~ $ python
Python 3.12.10 (main, Apr  9 2025, 18:13:11) [Clang 18.0.3 (https://android.googlesource.com/toolchain/llvm-project d8003a456 on linux
Type "help", "copyright", "credits" or "license" for more information.
>>> ❗ = 'nah'
  File "<stdin>", line 1
    ❗ = 'nah'
    ^
SyntaxError: invalid character '❗' (U+2757)
>>>
~ $ node
Welcome to Node.js v23.11.1.
Type ".help" for more information.
> const 👍 = 'test'
const 👍 = 'test'
      ^

Uncaught SyntaxError: Invalid or unexpected token
>
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Edit: oops, guess I was mistaken, you can use most Unicode but emojis are not valid.

That actually seems even more arbitrary. Like, do they just hate fun?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

you might be thinking of Rust.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

The source character set is implementation defined.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You can use anything that doesn't start with a digit or punctuation as a variable name (underscore beginning also allowed) unless it's a keyword.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

_ (sic) as a variable name is often used when a function returns multiple outputs but you only want one

 def my_function:
      return 1, 2, 3

 _, two, _ = my_function()
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Underscore alone is a special variable name and I'm pretty sure anything assigned to it goes straight to garbage collection. Whereas _myvariable is typically used to indicate a "private" class variable or method (Python doesn't have private so it's just a convention).

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I was working on a C code base with classes, inheritance, and polymorphism, all done by hands and macros.

Something like

typedef struct s_some_class {
    void (*method)(this *s_some_class);
} t_some_class;

Overall, learning C was the best enabler in my whole career. For instance I was learning Python by tinkering with CPython VM, so when I see these ‘WAT’ quircks I know exactly what’s up.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Interesting, how did they do inheritance? Something like void *super? Also why not switch to CPP if you wanna do OOP?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

The last bullet point is not really that common anymore.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Not much experience, but quickly learned .bind() in JS after it switched me to window instead of object.

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