i love that after all that time since his first inauguration we're back at crowd sizes and it's still literally the only thing he cares about.
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And Melanias face says, Suck shit you old Orange cunt.
The worst part is the empathy in my brain still wants to react with sadness to seeing someone about to cry.
I know this man is pure evil and deserves worse than some hurt feelings. My darn brain doesn't quite get that.
I know this man is pure evil
He is stupid, selfish, egotistical and lazy but if he were pure evil then we would be in much greater trouble .
I would cut his head off with a butter knife. Then I would go home, cook myself a steak dinner, and a salad. Sign into my computer. Wack off. And then go to sleep and wake up the next day like nothing happened.
Not all psychopaths are antisocial. It's in your best interest to do the right thing especially when you're lower in the hierarchy. But to be honest, it's really the inner circles of a lot of these people that are that real issue. Even Hitler had an inner circle.
He does not have a heart in metaphorical sense, only in the physical sense.
Melania: Come on, Xanax, kick in. Now, damn you! I said KICK! THE FUCK! IN!!!
What's the context here?
Trump's birthday parade was a failure
What's actually sad about this is Trump made it about him, but they were going to do this parade anyways, which means the failures are our military and our government. Because you know, those Russian and Chinese parades are pretty fucking insane. Like you might not be for the military doing their little elephant march but you gotta admit especially the Chinese they do that shit in style... the pageantry is on point.
The problem is that pageantry is all that it is. The other dictators that do this may say things like it is just a show of their patriotic pride, but it is, in reality, an indulgence, flexing their power, showing everyone when they jump, they better give me an amazing spectacle, not just jump. Also, behold our arms!
Lol awww did someone get their fee-fees hurt when they made it publicly obvious how terribly unpopular they are? Awww poor fee-fees!
Get bent.
Yeah, but what happens when the man child gets angry? Have you seen a toddler not get what they want? You know, some people think about deluminati, and I just think about the consolidation of power and how the scum rises to the top. I think strictly in terms of psychology. We are one year into this shit show.
Citizens allow government to hold power under the social contract that their government will take care of them. When the contact is broken all bets are off.
Citizens hold the power.
“Oh, hope the diaper holds!”
He's concentrating on how much the catheter hurts.
Meanwhile Melania sits as still and lifeless as their marriage.
What do you mean he hurt his feelings? Didn't know he had any feelings
Oh good, I was worried my MegaDeth references would go unnoticed
I tell you something. It's the We the People, right?!
He looks like he just realized he's 79.
He looks a bit more constipated, so I would assume he's grunting one out.
Bottom panel, the bald headed guy behind looks like he just heard a rumble from, and got a whiff off of, drumpfs loose rump.
ahaha Yea, that's definitely a touvh of a wtf face if I've ever seen one.
I really don't care do u?
Man I forgot all about that...
It just looks like he sharted again. Pretty sure he's used to it.
He's totally shitting
I'd love for his heart to break (literally), but I think he's shitting his pants
Again.
Hegseth: Aww that’s too bad. Nothing gets chocolate out. See?!
SAD!
Need heart to break a heart
Looks more like he let one rip or am I ootl on this one?
*buttcheeks