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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Waking up (not being woken up) on time implies having had enough sleep. So I take that.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ah! A naive youth! I will take falling asleep.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I go to bed at a specific time for the chance of enough sleep until I need to get up. If I would only sleep 3h until I wake up too early, I might have as well stayed up longer. So I stay by what I said.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not really, I wake up when I have to. At the second. No matter if it's 6 o' clock or 9. And no matter if I fell asleep at 10 PM or 5 AM. Just because I woke up never means that I'm actually well rested.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I used to be able to do that, but after decades of sleep deprivation I must get enough sleep to automatically wake up. It was pretty neat while it lasted though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

but falling asleep in time also implies waking up in time otherwise what are you falling asleep in time for.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Waking up on time allows you to do things like keep being employed and able to pay the rent on the home where you and your bed are located, highly underrated that waking up on time thing.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

falling asleep on time allows you to wake up on time and also get well rested which is important for many reasons.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Red is just an alarm clock. Blue is the best choice here

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

I choose neither

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Fall asleep on time. My dog or my kid will take care of the wake up part.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What wake up pills are there? Obviously there's stuff to wake you further after you're up, but how would you take a pill to wake up?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago

What pill makes me more wakey? Sour patch kids?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I wake up sooner than I intend to every single day, so I'll gladly take the blue pill

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

When I was younger, Red. But being older now, blue every time.

[–] mp3 3 points 2 years ago

I rarely go to sleep on a schedule, so the red pill would be useful.