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[–] [email protected] 42 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

That could look hot with a conventionally attractive belly and perhaps some low-cut pants. Odd choice to not just wear tank tops/undershirts, though - exposing your armpits is huge for ventilation.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 6 days ago

Hot-girl summer is genderless

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

Odd choice to not just wear tank tops/undershirts

Oh trust me, they roll those up too. For the full bikini effect.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

That's how it's done in India.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 6 days ago (2 children)

that's why crop top should be more acepted for unisex clothing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Hell yeah, crop tops for everyone would solve this whole issue and they're way more stylish then rolling up a t-shirt lol

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 days ago (2 children)

We must go back to 80's hot guy standards

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Look at them, living life, no micro plastics in sight just red blooded American masculinity and lead poisoning like God intended

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Their clothes are comprised entirely of microplastic floss.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

If you can see the plastics they're by definition not micro!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

They are chock full of microplastics, they just don't know it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

We had plastic in the ‘80s.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

80s hot guy fashion with 20s body standards

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

So long as we're not talking the 1820's

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

(I hella need to clean the mirror...)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

You are doing it wrong, according to the wiki you should look like a grandfather and not kickass!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Wait.

Grandfathers exposing themselves is so frequent that they have a word for it?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

It's basically a compound word created to describe this phenomenon, don't worry lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Where I come from, nowhere near China, it's pretty common to see old men shirtless in their gardens. Hell, my neighbor pretty much just hanged around in his undies all day every day from May to September lmao

Technically now he's a great-grandfather.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That's where you steal stuff while you're hanging dong so if you get caught you have a distraction

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Not sure it'd be much of a distraction.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

This is all across SE Asia. I've seen it through Cambodia, Thailand, The Philippines, Laos... it's a heat thing.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago

The Balkans have had this ages ago... I guess it was called Balkan Bikini this entire time it's just that no one named it...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Is it distinctive, though? I went to Mexico and saw this everywhere from folks who seemed like locals.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's very common in Vietnam too

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

I do that and I just get called gay slurs.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Instructions unclear poured water unto flannel over shirt, now cool but truck bench is now wet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I don't get why they don't just take off their shirt if its so hot?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Because then you have to set it down somewhere

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

I do it all the time and hang it somewhere. off a belt or just keep it round my neck. If its real hot you need to free up the pits.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Maybe they think it's indecent to expose their nipples. We certainly seem to think like that when it comes to women's wear, see regular bikini tops.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

I call it Couch Status Quo