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[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Come and talk to me when you've made a Möbius sandwich with a single piece of bread.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

It's Möbin time!!!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

There is a science or food YouTuber out there who'd be really excited to try this, if only they read your idea.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

To do it right you really need a piece of ham cut in a Möbius strip too. I think that might be the hard part.

EDIT: wait, no. Putting the ham in the sandwich. That's the hard part.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

No, you need a Möbius ham slice and a non-moebius bread loop (albeit with a full twist)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Hmm. I think it wouldn't work because the ham would need to be twisted around the bread beforehand. At least that's what my initial experiments with toilet paper indicate.

EDIT: OK, best I can come up with, you'll need a custom made bread oven in modular sections forming a twisted torus, like a fusion reactor only it's a bread oven. Now get a really big ham. Make a hole in it and assemble the bread oven passing through the hole. If you can't put the ham in the sandwich you need to put the sandwich in the ham. Fill up with dough and start baking. While it's cooking, carve your ham into a Möbius strip twisted around the oven. Disassemble the oven, cut any excess crust off the bread, give it a twist, a flick of the wrist, and voilà! Möbius ham sandwich!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Now I want to make a tri wing toasting device. It would probably be vertical, like a Forman grill

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

The TIE Defender of the lunch box.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Are we all just a hive mind? I have done the triforce sandwich on my own accord too lol

[–] wise_pancake 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Corn dogs are cylindrical sandwiches

Chicken balls are spherical sandwiches.

Scotch eggs are spherical burgers, which are a subset of sandwiches.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

Corn dogs and chicken balls are calzones.

Scotch Eggs are ~~salad~~ Calzone, because they're are not just an egg covered in meat.

I didn't make the cube rule of food classification, I just enforce it blindly and with great fervor.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (2 children)

How is a Scotch egg a salad?!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Apologies, It's obviously Calzone when whole.

For some reason I forgot scotch eggs had breading on the outside.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Hmm... apology accepted. But you should eat more Scotch eggs!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

This will be an appropriate penance, I accept!

[–] wise_pancake 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I would think it’s a calzone based on the chart

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Exactly! I am offended by _stranger_'s "great fervor" getting it wrong!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

What about arancini?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Hmm... what is shepherd's pie, then? Upside-down toast?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

upside down potato pizza

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (3 children)

That's fine and all but what we really need to be talking about is poor bread to filling ratio.

[–] cenzorrll 5 points 6 days ago

Yeah, that's a weak ass sandwich

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

We would have 12 potential surfaces for condiments. So much more can be done with this construction.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (5 children)

This is a poignant illustration of enshittification.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I disagree. Look at all that extra real estate for mayo!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

That’s what you think, until you bite into a mouthful of advertisements.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Poinignant illustration of a flux capacitor

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Help girlfrend is poinignant?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

How is babby formed? How girl get poinignant?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (9 children)

1 side Peanutbutter

1 side Jam

1 side Cheese

The holy three fold PBJC

Edit: [email protected] proposed marshmallow fluff, the objectively better choice. The holy three fold PBJMF

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Probably more than that.

There's 50% more bread, but 200% more ham.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

In the photo? Looks like the amount of ham didn't change, there's like nothing in there

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

In comparison to an ordinary sandwich.

Ordinary sandwich: 2 bread 1 ham. Pictured trianglewich : 3 bread 3 ham.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

2 bread 1 ham

Awful ratio... If you eat sandwiches like this I feel bad for you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If you use 3 slices of ham in a regular sandwich, you will need 9 slices to create the scaled version of the pictured sandwich.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

And...? Lol

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

next step, the Hexaflexagon burrito

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Is there a way to rewatch the channel? Its gone now :(

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Wikipedia says they're still on vimeo.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

I would always listen to The Gauss Christmath Special. Thank god its still on vimeo

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

it's it!!!

I'm sad now :(

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

what about the decagonical donut??

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

they are great if you're making lots of donuts and want them to render faster

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