I love how the answer to the Middle East problem is a nuke, and not just, I don’t know, leaving us alone for a change.
this post was submitted on 23 Jun 2025
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No, sorry, letting arabs live is antisemitic. And that's a bad thing to be. I don't make the rules; i just uncritically accept anc enforce them upon those who cannot defend themselves and nobody else.
Nobody tell Israel that Arabs are semites too.
What an antisemitic thing to say!
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Nice to see Ukraine won
And they got crimea back!
Interesting that South Sudan decided to forfeit its independence.
The haters will say an old map was used to edit this but realistically a lot can happen in 10 years.
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Every single nuke in the world pointed at the same spot could not achieve anything even close to this.
This would require an asteroid/comet impact .. an order of magnitude, or two, or three, more destructive than the chicxulub impact that wiped out the dinosaurs.
The entire chicxulub impact crater is about the size of 'Mound Island'.
An impact this huge would probably shatter the crust of much of, if not the entire planet, and turn the entire atmosphere into fire.
this would actually be achieved by a team of 20 thousand oompa loompas with small shovels and 500 million tons of cocaine
I like how you think
One can hope
But anime amiright?
Hell's Gate, Heaven's Gate - Darker than Black
Kabaneri of the Iron Fortress
not seen that one
I don't think there's anything that could make a crater like that on Earth. Like, an impact big enough to leave a crater that big would render the entire crust splashy enough to fill it back in.
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Whoever drew this went to great lengths to keep Israel on the map
Without it the value of the Suez Canal plummets. Please, think of the shareholders.
Kazakhstan, after finally securing access to the oceans: Just according to keikaku.
Imagine how much potassium they could export with direct access to the GZ Ocean?
Edit: And Russia would have warm water ports! Ukraine War averted!
(keikaku means plan)
crazy how the bomb ignored the island in the middle, didn't know we had donut nukes
the safest place is in the eye of the nuke
You can't convince me that isn't a nipple snuck in by the image creator.
It looks much larger than the Chicxulub crater (~200km diameter 72 tera tonnes of TNT), this must be a exatonne explosion, I measured the crater diameter to about 3500km!
It would take decades or centuries before the sky would clear after such an explosion, most likely resulting in a mass extinction event.
Considering that we're in the midst of the Anthropocene mass extinction event already, I'd say it would be a certainty. The only question would be how bad it would get. Given how much larger that crater would be than Chicxulub, I'm guessing it would exceed the "Great Dying" (Permian-Triassic extinction event) to take the crown.
Edit: The Wilkes Land Crater in Antarctica, which may be associated with the Great Dying, was "only" a little over 2.5 times larger in diameter than Chicxulub and thus still way smaller than the crater depicted. That said, I guess a nuclear crater wouldn't be associated with a flood basalt "exit wound" at the antipode the way an impact crater might be, so maybe it wouldn't be comparable.
Trump solves global warming with nuclear weapons. Get his Nobel prize ready.
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Not allowing the zionazis to destroy all life on earth is antisemitic.
Israel would still find a way to fight over more land
Whatever made that crater was an ELE. Bigger than Chicxulub.
We have plenty of great filters to navigate:
We end war, or we die.
We restore the atmosphere and rebuild global ecology, or we die.
We end stratified society and power disparity, or we die.
Where are all the aliens? Fermi asked. The first question is, how do we navigate our way to becoming a space-faring, world colonizing species, ourselves? It's turning out to be pretty difficult for the common hominid.
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Missilepotamia
The actual "Gulf of America"
Fuck we missed Israel again, launch another one.
Anyone else glad that the USA has been kicked off the planet?
The Atomic Sea
or, if a Fallout fan, “The Glowing Sea”
The New Gulf of America
Deoccupied Ukraine. Very good.
the idea that national borders would still exist, let alone be so unchanged, after such a world changing impact, is laughable.
To be fair, technically nobody can fight over their bullshit if neither they nor their bullshit exist.
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