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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

@bees There have been some recent studies that have solidified the relationship between autism and the MMR vaccine in particular. Gates live Polio vaccine has killed around 500,000 Africans, who knows how many it's maimed, and not to say Polio isn't worth vaccinating against, I have friends who were partially parallelized by it, but if you're killing 500,000 people something is wrong, and one of my children got heart issues after covid vax, further, he at 40 had two vaccines, damage done on the second, had three incidents of covid and the third involved a 102.9 fever, I by contrast got no covid vax, got covid twice, both times it was your average head cold, and the highest fever I had was 99.1, never went down into my lungs, same for my wife and my other son who did not get vaccinated. Vaccines are immensely profitable to the pharmaceutical industry, and just like profit in the military complex keeps wars going even if it means killing and maiming people, so to the pharma profits force unnecessary and dangerous medical interventions.

[–] [email protected] 95 points 1 week ago (4 children)

mate it's £5-10 for a 200ml bottle I'd hardly call that cheap

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

In the city of Utrecht NL they have free sunblock stations spread around the city. It shows the temp and UV rating. But buying it in store is crazy expensive and often the quality is poor. Some fancy tiny spray bottles go up to 12 euros, only good for 3 to 4 uses. wtf. Imagine being ginger, there's a ginger tax called sunblock.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

As a ginger- the petrol money to go shop in Germany at DM or Rossmann is cheaper than the ginger tax here.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

WTF are those prices. I'd start looking into importing from abroad ...

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Cost of living in the UK is up 25% since Brexit happened in 2021.

"We've become the first country in the history of the world to have placed economic sanctions upon itself" -James O'Brien

We're a population of morons who will still blame anything but ourselves for the position we're in.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The British are the Americans of Europe, so that makes sense.

[–] howrar 9 points 1 week ago

Like father, like son.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I buy the store brand from the local supermarket. €2,99 for a 250 ml bottle of SPF 30 and it works great. I never get sunburn, even during multi hour bike rides in the blazing sun.

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Cheap is not the case everywhere. In Germany it's cheap, in the Netherlands it's much more expensive and in Croatia a bottle is like 25 Euro

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (3 children)

In the US it's cheap but unregulated and full of shit that's terrible for you. Or you can pay an arm and a leg for stuff that's better but still not up to the standards of most other countries. I learned this by getting a chemical burn in my eye from sunscreen... meant for my face.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

In the US it's cheap but unregulated

It’s the exact opposite actually.

US sunscreen is way worse than sunscreen in other parts of the world like the EU. It doesn’t block the harmful radiation as well. The reason is that it’s more strictly regulated in the US. IIRC it’s not considered a cosmetic product but instead it’s a medical product.

As such it’s subject to much stricter regulation and requires much more (expensive) testing before being allowed on the market. Due to this it’s considered too expensive to introduce the newer, more advanced sunscreen products in the US so you’re stuck with the older, crappier sunscreen.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago

Clearly you've never met someone like my wife.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago (14 children)

"ball of fire"

Haha, no no. You threw down with a gigantic source of cell destroying radiation. The fire did no harm.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Actually,

There's no fire in the sun. Fire is some material oxidizing, and that's not what's happening (or at least not in relevant amounts). What creates the radiation is nuclear fusion.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago (3 children)

So let me tell y'all about the crazies I work with. I burn easily, and there is very little shade, so I store sunscreen everywhere. My desk, the bathroom, my bag, the car, the office supply closet, etc. I often use it and offer to my colleagues when anyone needs to go out for a while.

We got a new guy on the team, he's going out, I suggest he take some sunscreen. He tells me that sunscreen is poison and that you don't really need it as long as you don't wear sunglasses. He tells me that it's wearing sunglasses that actually causes you to burn because your eyes don't get as much sun so your brain doesn't send the right chemicals out to protect your skin.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Sometimes I think I've heard all the batshit nonsense. Other times I read something like this.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So blind people never get sunburn? Or always get sunburn?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Yeah I've seen an upsurge of people claiming sunscreen is toxic poison. Not sure where the fuck they pulled that from

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Every English tourist in Australia.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

...and Florida, and Jamaica, and Mexico, and (I presume) Spain. There is no corner of the earth in which the English will not challenge the mighty Helios until they are as red as the cross of St. George.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Australia is a different beast though. I went out for like 10 minutes without a hat or sunscreen on a particularly hot december noon and my nose damn near fell off the day after 😅 Not because I thought I'm too tough to get sunburnt but if you live your entire life in Europe you just can't imagine the sunshine being this potent. Never happened again after that incident 😄

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (11 children)

On the other hand, what bullshit is it that my stupid human body can't survive being outdoors without medicinal cream. My ancestors would be ashamed.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Mud and henna masks and other full skin coverings are extremely common among indigenous people and presumably your ancestors as well.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

We also used to have much more hair, shadowing the skin from sun

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

as a man I have the primal urge to pick a fight with the giant ball of fire in the sky, I lost this time but one day.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Let me let you in on a little secret...you gotta attack at night.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Unfortunately I've already committed to it happening one DAY.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Not wearing sunscreen and getting a sunburn is a psyop to get men to buy more aloe vera.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

If the cream wasn't such a goddamn sensory nightmare...
UPF clothes FTW

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

It's actually irritating to me that the sun is bombarding us with ionizing radiation

(I know, not the same intensity) but think about the amount of precautions we take before turning on a UV lamp. Or before turning on a very bright LED which you are not supposed to look directly at. Well, neither you should look directly at the sun, but you get the idea

In a perspective, sun is so radioactive it can even decay paint and plastic! It can literally cook you alive and make your skin fall in pieces. This just seems usual to us because we were born with it, people would freak the hell out if a medical procedure had the same side effects

Look, I can make a right wing campaign out of this! BAN THE SUN SAVE YOUR KIDS FROM 800T (Terahertz) RADIATION

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

i get burnt with multiple layers of sun lotion

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I would wear suncream more often, but:

  1. I'm allergic to something in most brands of suncream so if I run out I'm having to deal with rashes all over where I used it.
  2. I hate how it makes me feel slimy after using it

There's this Loreal suncream spray I like that I can't seem to find that feels like water and when it's dry, it doesn't feel like you have suncream on. It's perfect for me! I'm not allergic to it either so I can actually go in the sun without turning red and blotchy!

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you spend 8 hours in the sun, the sunscreen doesn't seem like it helps entirely.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Reapply q2 hours and every time you use a towel. I don't think most sunscreen is advertising all day Protection.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

If you hate the feel of sunscreen like I do, check out UPF clothing 👍

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (14 children)

>be me
>white as everliving fuck
>put on 60 spf sun screen, as you should, and set a timer for an hour and a half to reapply, earlier than the recommended 2 hours
>alarm goes off, reapply
>STILL GET SUNBURNED

mfw

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My excuse is that the weather was predicted as "cloudy" when we left in the morning. When we were on the trip, though, the sun was burning down to extinct humanity instead.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

But it's gross :C

(summer sunshine is also gross even without sunburns, though)

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The worst is when is a cloudy Summer day and you're like there's no sun mf, no need to sunscreen! But you still get burned the fuck out.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My wife can spend all day in the sun and turn a nice shade of brown.

Not me. There is no "tan" for me. It's either pasty white or lobster with no middle ground whatsoever.

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