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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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[–] owenfromcanada 18 points 2 days ago (4 children)

All bacon is gummy if you eat it rare

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

And it comes with gummy worms.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

i eat it rawr. (like a dino do)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Is it bacon flavored?

I've been disappointed with these random gummy things that look like other food but then still have normal fruit flavors. Like a hotdog that has strawberry/watermelon for the dog, orange for the bun, and lemon for the mustard. I want it to taste like a hotdog!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

The most disappointing to date has been the gummy pickle — why would that NOT taste like a pickle?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

jelli belli bacon gummi

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Is it just bacon shaped? Or is it bacon flavored too?

I’d eat some if it was only bacon shaped.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

14 American dollars

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

this is like... worthy of the Hague level of food crime.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

The gummy probably has gelatin in it which may have been extracted from the connective tissue of a pig, so it's basically pork.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

I just saw this last night in Narduar’s interview with BBNO$. They were in a cool Vancouver snack boutique with tons of crazy shit like this.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I mean, it does come from the same animal as bacon

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

everything turns to bacon in the end

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Folks will buy this and then say they won't eat mushroom bacon

[–] Flatfire 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Is this actually bacon or just a bacon themed gummy candy?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

I'm guessing it's just bacon shaped gummys. I bought my brother the Kraft Mac n Cheese gummys because I thought the whole idea was hilarious. They didn't even try to taste like Mac n Cheese.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I’m guessing this is the latter from the candy store context, but do not know for sure.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Che schifo.

Sorry for the gratuitous usage of Italian, but I don't think there's any English word or expression that accurately describes what I feel about it.