Instructions unclear, I am now become animal food, adding more microplastics into the animal food chain. π
this post was submitted on 30 Jun 2025
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Currently work for a CEO who has had a team of childcare workers for his five kids, and a private doctor and private cook.
He frequently would tell employees to find time to go rock climbing and take vacations to recharge like how he does, even while running a multi billion dollar company.
Have you considered doing significantly less work while not having a care in the world?
Ugh my last company the CEO and C-suite constantly bragged about their new boats, planes, and trucks all while massively underpaying me. it was a small company so unfortunately I was up close and personal with them. I remember the CEO once commented that I was skipping out early because I was leaving at 6pm. I had a 2 hour commute to get there.
They were surprised I quit but the next company offered me 50% more than what I was getting there and a signing bonus and company stock. That company gave me bupkiss. And they weren't even letting me do the job I was hired for putting me in low level software development roles. A new guy came and they immediately put him in the role I was supposed to do. The CEO had the audacity to act like I was ungrateful that they hired me. Bitch I had a Masters in Comp Eng with a 4.0 GPA and internships up the wazoo.
So glad I left after only 6 months. I'm sure my current CEO/C-Suite are just as bad but it's a bigger company so I never have to see them.
Replacing your job with a walk through the forest found to have surprising health benefits!
LPT: if some anonymous rando offers a better path and implies a long walk into the wilderness, suggesting you "follow him"... It's gonna be a lonely trip back for said stranger. π€π
NEVER GO TO A SECONDARY LOCATION! STREET SMARTS!
Except for the weekend. That's Nunzio's Time!
What? You're afraid here in the dark forrest? How do you think I feel having to walk back alone.
I've never met a dark Forrest. π€
Forrest Whitaker has entered the chat.
Honestly? I think he would be lovely to meet in person. π€
That's just LSD for me
So I get up at 10:00 and stay in the woods until 22:00. Sounds marvellous.
I personally like to take short - maybe one week vacations every month. Taking some time to sunbathe in Spain or maybe ski in the alps really helps keep me focused and efficient!
That road needs several yards of gravel and a drainpipe.
Are we sure his first name isnβt Richard?
what the fuck he doing out there? thats some serial killer shit.