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[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago

Adolf Hilterman

[–] [email protected] 86 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I'm white so she wouldn't base my name on ethnicity, she'd probably go with Tr*nny Girlman

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Her trans character in Hogwarts Legacy was Sirona Ryan so you’re not that far off.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

she actually did that for the "trans" character in the Hogwarts game.

Sirona Ryan. I shit you not.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Tranny Girlman the abused and hated house elf, that everyone thinks is weird and creepy because (and this is always mentioned when Rolling writes about T.G.) HE wears a dress and makes everyone uncomfortable.

A little on the nose like Ron Weasly's dirt.

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago

From the POOREST family in the entire land and always dirty

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 week ago

Tequitaco Sanchez

[–] lobut 45 points 1 week ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Here son, drink this, it'll help. A potion of mother's milk.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Crooknose Goldhorde the goblin

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You'd be a banker at gringots i suppose?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Are you suggesting that she coded the greedy, big-nosed subhuman bankers based on antisemitic stereotypes?

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

That ones good, your wand is a Smith & Wesson Governor. Good luck young wizard!

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Y'all out here propagating some covert data mining

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Klaus Schnitzel

Though later someone will mention he changed his name from Hitler

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

Kimchi Chong

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

Cuntious Goonbag

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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Tory Whiteman

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Heinrich Himmler? I don't know, I don't like J.B. Bowlingball

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

Whitey McCracker

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

Miguel Ibáñez de todos Los Santos.

When he’s not sleeping cause siesta, he is playing in a flamenco band.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

Rakija Drinković. And they would constantly be drunk.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wow, what a fun way to give a data point about yourself to attach to a public profile already connected to your IP address and potentially your email as well. Cool!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (4 children)

User name does not check out.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pasta Italianman

Or Italia Pastaman

Maybe Peppino Mafiera

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Vladimir Vodkovich

Zulu Safari

Hirohito Kawasaki

Panda Li Chien

Fernandez Fiesta

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Andrew Redskin

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Tina Cracker.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Stroopwaffel van Klompmill.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Downvote away, but fuck this bitch and even invoking her name in any way but to call for her removal from (take your pick)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Okay Lezzy Splitlove (tried to think of what she'd call you in another dumb drunk tweet)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Wyatt Yankstrash

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Cornshucker MacWoodshoe

Wait she's British so it would probably be Corningfrumple MacWallibootenshiretonwotsalldisden

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[–] rbos 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

Fun game. Hmm. Poutine van der Windmill.

Nobody does anti Dutch racism quite like the English. Comes of them being conquered by William of Orange back in the day.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Gaylord Perriwinkle.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Midley Plainwest - "Slytherin" the sorting hat said with a drawl.

EDIT: "Ah dangit theres a snake on my robe!"

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