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Why God Made Me a Veganivore 🥩🔥 Unlike Weaklings Who Settle for Unrefined Plants
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"Veganivore" sounds like you exclusively eat Vegans
this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2025
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I'd argue that the meat of a vegan human who consents to being eaten is vegan
Like that cow in The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
Cows are vegans
They are not.
I’m old to remember what happens when you feed them non-plant based diets. Sure, they’ll eat them, but they’ll also go crazy.
vegan isn't a diet, and cows don't have an ethical position on animal exploitation
Perhaps not, but their digestive system is highly specialized for digesting plant material (primarily grass). While I’m sure they can probably tolerate the odd insect or rodent that happens to be in the way, they do not do well on a diet high in animal protein, and in fact end up getting very sick.
Yeah, no need to take it that far. Just let the cows graze outside and they will still eat the occational rodent like small mice (plenty of videos of it on youtube).
Yeah, I’m sure they probably swallow the occasional insect as well, doesn’t mean that that’s their preferred diet.
Doesn't have to be their preferred diet for them to not be vegan.
Too many people here don’t understand that memes and shitposts are not the same thing.
Decent enough shitpost.
Am I getting a lot of downvotes?
Edit: oof, I just checked lol
Dont let the flame die out. This was prime on a Monday morning
Thanks, I hate it on multiple levels
But the talk about boundaries? I don't get it
There's a classic relationship question (often as a joke, but sometimes unironically from an insecure partner) of "would you still love me if I was a worm?"
Top tier shitpost, keep em coming.
Did you encounter that one person hosting the meat communities here on Lemmy? Basically talks like this but actually serious about meat 😂
Great shit post