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There's always money in the banana stand, Michael.
this post was submitted on 26 Feb 2026
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It's one chocolate, Michael. How much allergies could it contain?
But it always get thrown off the pier on quatro de cinqo
Damn. I knew I should have retained the animation rights.
I don’t want chocolate with shrimp and shellfish
But you haven't lived until you've tried the bee venom chocolate. It's pricey, but it's tough to harvest so I understand.
Made in a facility that also makes chocolate covered shrimp and candied mussels.
ALL OF THE ALLERGIES! EVERY ONE OF THEM!
More like all pathogens.
Penicillin? Dust mites??
All of them.
Oh man, Weird Al would have done an awesome spoof called “All the Allergies”
Why else would I sneeze?
Why do my eyes itch? Pollen is a bitch!
Thanks, no shellfish please
They should dip it again and call it a Gob.
Like, I get the aesthetics of putting that chocolate sauce on the sides but bitch, you know I'm gonna be scraping that shit off the sides and get a bunch of paper in my mouf, just put it on the banana
Nobody wants a frozen banana without chocolate on it
Unless you eat them for the shape.
But smearing the chocolate all over your lips and face is part of enjoying the shape