this post was submitted on 15 Mar 2026
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[–] dantel@programming.dev 71 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I like how this also implies those people's kids all end up in hell...

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 71 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Sorry, original sin means if you die before you’re old enough to understand religion you go straight to hell. I don’t make the rules.

(Neither do Christians, but they think they do.)

i thought that meant limbo contests

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Those kids have been through enough. No need to sentence them to an eternity with the clergy.

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago

He just puts them in the TV lounge, apparently.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Gonna abort my kids to make sure they get measles IN HELLLLL 👎👎👎

[–] JizzmasterD 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Damn. Look at that tag, @s8n! So cool your soul never stood a chance!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 1 week ago

Unbaptized babies go to limbo.

Unvaccinated ones go straight to hell.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Of course he is. Throughout history, far more children died than survived. And as there was no Christianity for most of human history, those are obviously all in hell.