They reaaaaally don't look so tough without their masks on.
this post was submitted on 25 Mar 2026
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I think these lot of part of a separate intake. They are struggling to meet their quotas so they have to take anyone that turns up. They have basically lowered the entry requirements at this point to "can, with guidance, handle simultaneous walking and spitting".
That's what the KKK looks like.
If he was bullied in school, that's probably why he joined ICE. Makes him feel powerful.
At least he has the balls to show his face. Not that I think he has anything to be proud of in taking that job, but most of his colleagues are a bunch of weak frightened little cunts who cosplay as a Star Wars villain every day.
He looks like Mr. Mackey from South Park when he joined ICE, if his head were normal size.
This is probably why he became an ICE goon, to fuck with people.
"He tried to kill me!"
"Every locker has air vents, you were fine."
"But you blocked them all!"
"Of course! Don't want your skinny little ass to escape through those."
In another life, I think this kid would be in a disused storage room holding a $30 microphone, staring into his Galaxy A56's camera, and reading a low-quality, half-generated YouTube video essay script about why Call of Duty peaked with Black Ops.
Another life? so like last week
Cards on the table: he looked like a low-rent Replay Mode – who makes fine-enough, seemingly hand-scripted video essays with mildly clickbaity/superlative titles about CoD multiplayer. They're junk food for your brain, but they're harmless.
he is taking all his middleschool bullying out on society
Ironically, his bully also became an ICE agent
A reboot of the 21 jump street reboot? A re-reboot?
Should have been bullied harder if you ask me…
The “Master” race everyone
I could pick him up by one leg and swing him around like a ragdoll.
The free unlimited frisks are 100% why he signed up.
And I'm sure the selection process will be entirely random and will absolutely not be exclusively limited to 20-year-old women.
Twerp.
He looks like he would accidentally shoot himself in the ass first.
Sad.
On so many levels.
Kid should be studying for his grade 10 exams.
The other ICE agents make this one do their paper work.
It's in everyone's interest really. They were absolutely eating through the crayon budget
First job out of high school?
wait... He graduated from Highschool? he looks like a middle schooler who just hit puberty.
shitler utes
The chemical lobotomy is apparent.
Solution space is upstream.
Don't discount the fucker, he's equipped with shit he doesn't know what about and could create a bigger mess. How many of these idiots do they deploy just to spread the oleo?
Opening scene of an extremely filthy gay porn
Great, now I have Weezer playing my head :/
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