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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"what's life without spontaneity?!" " The entropy, think of the entropy!" Or very popular "After such a long bad streak, the possibility that the odds are in my favor this time HAS to be high!" Edit: "watch me"

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Live fast, die young

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

"I've earned this."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Fuck it, WE BALL

Also it is not bad decision, it is high risk investment.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

A simple shrug usually does it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I can have one more.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

i mean i try not to make bad decisions since, you know, they're bad.

but i suppose that makes me boring

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

If no one comes back in time to stop me it can't be that bad.

[–] arboc66 5 points 2 years ago

In for a penny, in for a pound!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Hold my beer and watch this

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

How bad could it be?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Fus ... Roh ... DAH!!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Life comes at you fast.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I deserve this. (Proceeds to splurge like there's no tomorrow)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago
[–] BeigeAgenda 4 points 2 years ago

Watch this...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

"That sounds like a great idea!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

That will do .....

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Nothing to it but to do it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

This is definitely fits within my fun budget for this payday!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I don't need one

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

You said "A", You gotta say "B".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I don't care, say fuck it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

You never know till you try it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fuck around, Find Out.

I'm switching to Nukes.

It's turtles all the way down.

You only live once.

Do you.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"fuck around find out" usually comes after the stupid

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I’ll die when it's my time

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

For the boys

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

We're all gonna die anyway.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

"I feel I'm going to regret this, but I feel even more so that I just don't care"

  • Leonard Church, red vs blue
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

This is a good idea.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Isn't it "Life's too short"

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