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[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Am I cynical or do these always seem like weird ploys to get your personal information?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago (3 children)

That's exactly what they are! PEOPLE, STOP SHARING THE ANSWERS TO YOUR SECURITY QUESTIONS!!!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Who's security question is their maternal grandmother's first name? Surely anyone that knows you personally has pretty open access to that information.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

No security question ever asked my grandmother's name. Grandfather yes, but not grandmother.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Sure no problem. My password is "secret"

Wait what?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

The next one will have you use your childhood friends first name with your fathers first car make and model

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Your name after the robot uprising is your mother's maiden name and the 3 digits on the back of your credit card

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago

STELLA CAN'T BREATHE

holy shit that kinda slaps

Stella Tracheitis doesn't ring quite as well though.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I Don't Remember Alzheimer's

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Emma Hemorrhoid

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Donna Depression has quite a ring to it.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"We're Mary's Dislocated Shoulder, and this is our new song, 'Unbalanced Sheep'!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Tbh, Mary's dislocated shoulder is absolutely the best one yet, and I would pay money to see them play.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Man collecting them account recovery responses

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

SØ Suicidal

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

fr tho Arlene Estrogen DOES sound like a compelling emo band name

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Hillegonda's pink eyes.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Using my grandmother's initials I get "EMO Spinal Fracture"

A little on the nose there.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Rose Sciatica

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Pregnant Mary. I could see it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah, Pearl Suicidal Tendencies!

I could make a song outta that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

That's just the mashup of two 90's bands. Their best song must be Jeremy's Alone.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Patsy anal fissure

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Nana's Vasectomy

I love it!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (6 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Miner Palmar Laceration.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Yvette Dead Tooth

That's actually really fucking metal. I love it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Vern gastrointestinal blockage

We are brutal slamming death metal

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Zoya Miopericarditis!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Vera Snotty Baby.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Betty Chest Infection

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Margaret bleeding in the bathroom floor

Not bad actually.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

My grandmother's name was Mary

Last hospital visit was for a dislocated knee.

Taking some liberties I have:

Mary's Dislocation

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Louise Labral-Tear-and-Femoroacetabular-Impingement

It has a nice ring to it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Penelope pollicus contusion

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Joy gaping wound

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Sarah's CPAP Follow-Up

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