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[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 year ago (8 children)

What’s wrong with a Vasectomy. I had one. Didn’t want more kids.

[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Real men emotionally neglect children they didn't want 😎

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Pffft real men Go to the shop and ride off into the sunset, like dust in the wind.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

Banging whenever you want without worry about child support? That sounds like the woke agenda

/s

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

The right is just all about more birth, remember?

Nothing about the quality of life, health, education, security, or financial situation of the children in question or their parents, just want to keep the population pumping out future consumers and low wage laborers, whether they want to or not!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The suggestion here is that you had your manliness cut off.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Whoever made this image probably thinks vasectomy is just a liberal word for castration.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I think they believe it's that in effect

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yep, we had 2, decided that was enough and since the pill messes with my wife's hormones too much I took care of the problem on my end.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I read that as you had two vasectomies. So much man it took two attempts :D

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

"Sir, we tried. We really did. We've gone through three shifts of surgical teams. We're all too exhausted to continue. You're going to have to schedule another procedure for the other testicle."

"Try not to look at the nurses. You've already impregnated three of them just by being in the same room."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Im glad someone else asked, I was wondering what's so bad about unlimited worry-free creampies.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

The meme was probably made by a Catholic or something lol

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'll never not be fascinated by the things that make conservatives feel threatened (SpOokY SOy). There isn't anything too provocative here, outside of the inherent 4chan dog whistles that I'd expect most people are pretty bored of by now. Let Batperson slay if they want to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Like everything else, it's just fragile masculinity. They heard soy has estrogen (it does, but not in the same form that would affect you), but lack the ability to verify facts or understand nuance, so they just assume soy feminizes a person. They take that as an attack on their manhood. Then they get stupid and violent... well... stupider.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

It would be a nice bit cheaper to be trans if soy milk was enough to feminize me

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago

Batman does provide a safe space, thats his whole thing. He makes Gotham safer. And you could argue his reluctance for murder is almost non-violence.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I love how drinking soy milk is a political issue.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Fragile men feeling threatened by my choice of milk is hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Batperson would be more of a fan of oat milk. Being clearly a person of taste, and all.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm all for the slay-ification of Batperson 💅🏻

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Yaaaas Batperson high key slays what a queen 💅

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Funded by Bill Gates

Does the poster not know that Bruce is a billionaire? Do... Do they not know that Bruce Wayne and Batman are the same person?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Fellas, is it beta to creampie your wife worry free?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Does anyone actually use the term "birthing person" or are they just fighting against windmills here

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's a term that's been used by Healthcare advocates when talking specifically about prenatal care and abortion. It's because it's a, ya know, valuable term when women as a group includes those who can't become pregnant and it also doesn't include everyone who could become pregnant (transmen).

And it's specifically NOT a term to replace women. It's a different group entirely.

[–] SlikPikker 11 points 1 year ago

Bat Lives Matter

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

man the internet has a hard on to associate bill gates with folks way worse than him.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I don't know, Batperson was still kind of violent. And he didn't have a butler, but he did have Koala Boy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Batman's a TERF?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I'd read/watch the shit out of that, would be more interesting than 90% of the current superhero characters.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Frank Miller's Batman: destructive, insane, fascistic

Woke Batman: harmless kinky them-about-town

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What's with all the cg tracking marks on the spandex?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

pretty sure that is the Louis Vuitton design logo, so basically saying they are wearing a womans handbag

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"CG suit gay because skin tight on a dude" or something, idk, fascists are weird

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Jesus man stop misusing the word fascism, sometimes it's just idiots.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Shh everyone who disagrees with us is a fascist.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Let's go with idiot fascists then.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not going to put much effort into policing your language, I just think it creates problems when attempting to discuss literal fascism.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

This literally is fascism. Fascism isn't a coherent political system, it's exactly this. Pick a powerless group to scapegoat all of societies problems on to protect the rich fuckers who are actually responsible. Mocking and dehumanizing people is what makes fascism tick.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Wow, the soy milk thing again. The right are such snowflakes.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Even this version of Batman is terrible. This one reads as a performative lib batman that I'd hate too, just put the fucker in a dashiki and he can run for Congress too.

Essentially unlimited wealth. Does nothing to reduce poverty or the environment that leads to crime.

Beats the shit out of presumably poor mooks forced into a life of crime by extreme poverty and a crumbling economy dominated by Wayne Enterprises.

Assaults and locks the mentally ill in a filthy dilapidated asylum, subjecting them to inhumane treatment.

A super rich guy deciding who is guilty and who is innocent and personally beating the shit out of poor people.

Some of this is a bit tongue in cheek, but also unironically fuck Batman.