MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown

joined 1 year ago

HE’S NOT SPEAKING LOUDLY!

I’m still baffled that so many people think this toddler is competent.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 21 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Or the front door if you aren’t fancy

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 14 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

How can you tell the difference?

If only you could prepare food in some sort of edible wrapper so that it stayed contained as you move from one location to another or could be launched from a truck on the move… hang on! I have an idea!

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 36 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The joke is on the Trump administration, it doesn’t even matter if they are going to withhold all the federal funding anyway.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 17 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

To be fair, there are significant differences between the German Yolf and the Golf of America

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 20 points 1 month ago (5 children)

A contract is a contract, for as long as you can enforce it.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

U.S. Postal Service has no system in place to collect tariffs or remit them to U.S. government

What‽ That makes no sense. Then what do they do with the non-de minimus stuff? I know I had to pay customs to receive a package a couple years ago when the de minimus limit was lower.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Satin isn’t real. Satin can’t hurt you.

👉Aa👉 the ripper

I was excited for a moment because read it as his personal physician.

Aragorn: “you have my gourd” *brandishes maraca*

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