MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown

HE’S NOT SPEAKING LOUDLY!

I’m still baffled that so many people think this toddler is competent.

Or the front door if you aren’t fancy

How can you tell the difference?

If only you could prepare food in some sort of edible wrapper so that it stayed contained as you move from one location to another or could be launched from a truck on the move… hang on! I have an idea!

The joke is on the Trump administration, it doesn’t even matter if they are going to withhold all the federal funding anyway.

To be fair, there are significant differences between the German Yolf and the Golf of America

A contract is a contract, for as long as you can enforce it.

U.S. Postal Service has no system in place to collect tariffs or remit them to U.S. government

What‽ That makes no sense. Then what do they do with the non-de minimus stuff? I know I had to pay customs to receive a package a couple years ago when the de minimus limit was lower.

Satin isn’t real. Satin can’t hurt you.

👉Aa👉 the ripper

I was excited for a moment because read it as his personal physician.

Aragorn: “you have my gourd” *brandishes maraca*