MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago

HE’S NOT SPEAKING LOUDLY!

I’m still baffled that so many people think this toddler is competent.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Or the front door if you aren’t fancy

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

How can you tell the difference?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

If only you could prepare food in some sort of edible wrapper so that it stayed contained as you move from one location to another or could be launched from a truck on the move… hang on! I have an idea!

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The joke is on the Trump administration, it doesn’t even matter if they are going to withhold all the federal funding anyway.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

To be fair, there are significant differences between the German Yolf and the Golf of America

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

A contract is a contract, for as long as you can enforce it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

U.S. Postal Service has no system in place to collect tariffs or remit them to U.S. government

What‽ That makes no sense. Then what do they do with the non-de minimus stuff? I know I had to pay customs to receive a package a couple years ago when the de minimus limit was lower.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Satin isn’t real. Satin can’t hurt you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

👉Aa👉 the ripper

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I was excited for a moment because read it as his personal physician.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Aragorn: “you have my gourd” *brandishes maraca*

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