SplashJackson

joined 1 year ago
[–] SplashJackson 3 points 6 days ago

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck (if a woodchuck could chuck wood)?

[–] SplashJackson 21 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Netflix can go suck a fuck!!

[–] SplashJackson 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yess!! Let's go already!!!

[–] SplashJackson 15 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (6 children)

Yes, it was and it is, and it's gonna work, too - because most of us are stupid as fuck

[–] SplashJackson 2 points 6 days ago

Fuck I could grind a lot of weed with those

[–] SplashJackson 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The cops turned tail and left town?

[–] SplashJackson 2 points 6 days ago

It's like if a dog fucked a gopher and a rabbit, and that threesome led to the strange chimera we see before us now

[–] SplashJackson 12 points 6 days ago

I saw a racoon mimic a human's voice to distract someone to go outside while the racoon snuck in and grabbed all the timbits

[–] SplashJackson 3 points 6 days ago
[–] SplashJackson 4 points 6 days ago

Some folk used to eat human hearts, thinking they would consume the courage of their enemies.

Maybe this guy was trying to absorb the intelligence of his victim

[–] SplashJackson 1 points 6 days ago

We need more vespene gas

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