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[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 hours ago

And sponsored by Brawndo! It's got electrolytes...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Gulf of Oil.

Alternately: Gulf of [Redacted]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

Damn, I knew Nick Cannon has been busy, but damn.. 😂

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 hours ago

No, it's considered distracted stopping. /s

Same damn diffence in my book, fuck Jeep for that shit!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago

If that actually does happen and they rename it, watch the sales of green paint skyrocket over there...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 14 hours ago

They make a few good points to the under orientation, like if you have a cat that likes to unroll the TP..

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

Yeah, AI is generally a bit smarter these days when asked that question, but when I first asked Google's AI that question, the answer it gave might as well have been a list of exact proper instructions on how to inflate a bicycle tire, but replaced the words bicycle tire with foldable phone 😂

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

His boss sounds like a real dick.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Sad but true..

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

He probably doesn't know the difference between ethics and ethnics, so he fires them all..

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Nah, Boomers didn't have that font yet.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

Just make sure to never accidentally swap the first two letters of the word 'nicest'...

'You're my incest grandma, I love you! ❤️'

 

Buy now and invest!

 

Each coin is currently worth $10.

Minimum purchase of two coins.

 
  • Planning
  • Materials
  • Setup
  • Production
  • Breakdown
  • Cleanup

I added materials, since you're not going to get much of anywhere without them. Sure, you could consider that part of either the planning or the setup stage, but I feel that materials should be explicitly stated as well.

I guess on that same note, tools count in as materials for sake of this list. Any which way, if you don't have all the stuff you need to do the thing, you're going to hit a roadblock in your project.

And always keep at least 3 extra 10mm sockets around, just in case...

 

I was all out of the old $20 bills, so I had to break out the change for this..

 

I'll sell for no less than $10.

No lowballers, I know what I got.

 

I'll start with some ideas...

  • Hard boil a couple eggs, and write $1 on them. Then, next time you go into a store, offer to pay for your stuff with the eggs.
  • Try to get an insurance policy on a dozen eggs.
  • Try to pawn a dozen eggs.

Hey, if the egg prices are gonna be ridiculous, people might as well have a few lighthearted pranks for shits and giggles!

What ideas do you folks have?

 

Some bicycles get rode into or through lots of deep water, other bicycles often get left out in the rain and foggy weather.

Any which way, bicycles can most definitely rust from the inside out, so are there any recommended ways to protect against the elements?

 

While they're busy loading your bike, hop into their driver's seat. If you're lucky, maybe they left the keys in the ignition, free car! If not, either surprise the fuck out of them and ask "Where are we going?", or call the law, or just beat the shit out of them, your choice.

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I guess I need some lettuce and tomato..

https://lemmy.world/post/25034079

 

Let the bidding begin!

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